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re: Do we have any lean up against the wall with one arm urinators here?

Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:40 pm to
You ever had the clap? That's why.

I piss sitting down like a gentleman.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:42 pm to
I noticed hand prints above the toilet at the country club the other day and took me a second to realize it was due to leaners

I guess it's mostly old guys that do it

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47602 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:43 pm to
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If it's one of those pisses that feels like a mule's kicking you in the gut,


You should probably see a doctor.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:44 pm to
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You should probably see a doctor.


Duly noted, let's stay on topic.
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:47 pm to
If I'm drunk at someone's house I'll get ballsy and start my stream standing near the toilet and back up carefully until my back is leaning against the back wall (guest bathroom).
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47602 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

If I'm drunk at someone's house I'll get ballsy and start my stream standing near the toilet and back up carefully until my back is leaning against the back wall (guest bathroom).


If you hold it long enough before you go, you can do this in reverse.

It's risky though.
Posted by NOX
Member since Dec 2009
5917 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:48 pm to
i rest my forehead on the top of the plumbing some times when I need to cry a little to myself
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65610 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Discuss your technique and why stand-still pissers like myself should consider i


Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:55 pm to
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i rest my forehead on the top of the plumbing


Very refreshing.....
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
61781 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 3:00 pm to
I always lean one hand onto the wall when I'm at home. Using public restrooms, never. I just tough it out and try to pee standing upright on both feet.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 3:01 pm to
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If you hold it long enough before you go, you can do this in reverse.


Well my bucket-list just got a bit longer. Gracias
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 3:18 pm to
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lean up against the wall with one arm urinators


Reasons:

You're too drunk to stand and used up all your energy getting to the urinal

You have an erection and need to for proper aim

You want to increase the angle so as not to drip on your expensive pants
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