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Do we have any lean up against the wall with one arm urinators here?

Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:30 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:30 pm
Discuss your technique and why stand-still pissers like myself should consider it
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:31 pm to
I don't see the need
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:31 pm to
fred's has a marble platform right in front of your face for gator tails
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:31 pm to
This technique is used mostly on urinals. I use stalls.

#NoSplash4Lyfe
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34404 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:31 pm to
I pull my pants down to my ankles and let it flow.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:32 pm to
I prefer the 2-arm technique.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:32 pm to
If it's a nice joint I might do a little lean action, but generally no.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

I don't see the need



Unless you've been drinking heavily... Lots of people lean up against the wall to pee when they're completely sober?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:33 pm to
Wait. People do this when they're sober?
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

This technique is used mostly on urinals. I use stalls.
You squat too?
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16859 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:33 pm to
Keep on doing what you are doing. Have you ever looked closely at the wall above the urinal, it's fricking covered with boogers.

Are you seriously considering putting your hand up there?!
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:33 pm to
Depends on how tired and/or drunk I am.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:33 pm to
Ole boy at work does that. Seems like he's fricking dying to me.
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5527 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:34 pm to
Depends on drunk level.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:35 pm to
Your title needs hyphens.
Posted by DthVllyDud
Ameritopia
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:36 pm to
Leaning is fine, but when you go into the urinal with a full on turned head, starring at the person next to you.....

Then we have a problem.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

You squat too?


Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29200 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:38 pm to
i have perfected the art of entering/using/exiting bathrooms without touching anything but my tally whacker. i'm certainly not leaning against some piss wall
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Leaning is fine, but when you go into the urinal with a full on turned head, starring at the person next to you.....


I like to assume a wide stance, drop pants to the ankles, lock eyes with the person next to me, and hold their gaze until I'm finished.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/12/14 at 2:39 pm to
It really depends on how painful the piss is. If it's one of those pain-free happy-go-lucky pisses, I'm standing straight up. If it's one of those pisses that feels like a mule's kicking you in the gut, then I'll lean a bit.
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