- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Do The Mormons Ever Come Around Your Neighborhood?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:26 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:26 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
who is the say they don't want to talk to people about what fulfills them? And ydidjt you slam the door in the face of some neighborhood kids trying to sing Christmas carols???
Time for the bedroll and pillow there, Pardner.
0
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:29 pm to fishfighter
quote:no you didn't
Answer the door in your underwear with a boner and scratching your arse/nut sack. Was the only way I could stop them from coming
You're an a-hole for advocating it though
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:30 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:She was into pegging?
met a divorced Mormon chick on Bumble
first date anal
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:31 pm to Muriel
quote:
I've known a handful or mormons and they're all very pleasant, nice people.
But they seem to be "too nice".. I remember one day when I was in college, there were a few on LSU's campus and someone I would hang out with while waiting for a class ended up talking to one of them. He asked them if it was hard to walk around a place with a bunch of "hot bitches" and know they can't have sex. He just laughed and said he just prays and ask for the strength.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:32 pm to OweO
A buddy of mine and I were in his garage drinking with they garage door open. A couple homely looking Mormons walked up wanting to recruit us. Our advances towards them made them quickly turn around.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:32 pm to Muriel
Yeah because virgin births, walking on water and the pope being holy all make perfect sense
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:33 pm to philly444
quote:so you see guys and it makes you annoyed as frick?
see two dudes around my neighborhood every so often that fit your exact description. They're annoying as frick
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:35 pm to 20MuleTeam
You get it.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:35 pm to Chiefagain
quote:
A buddy of mine and I were in his garage drinking with they garage door open. A couple homely looking Mormons walked up wanting to recruit us. Our advances towards them made them quickly turn around.
Do you have a Mormon fetish?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:39 pm to OweO
If you're a lady and are remotely good looking, I dont care what you believe in. I just wanna hump.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:40 pm to Festus
quote:went to pound town with a Lone Star on Acadiana and i10 waitress that happened to be Mormon, she was a fresh at LSU... she lived at the corner white house on E State and darlymple.... first time bagging it, we get caught by her 2 guy Mormon friends that freaked the frick out that I was even in the house alone with her in middle of the day and no guy friends there to be chaperone.... she lived in Utah 2 weeks later. True story.... she was gun smoke enough to tie down and make her out my boo, even putting up with the craz
good Mormon stories?
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:41 pm to Chiefagain
quote:Careful for what you wish for...
I just wanna hump.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:47 pm to Chiefagain
quote:
A couple homely looking Mormons walked up wanting to recruit us
To be fair, one was pretty cute. The other one had the complexion of the moon though.
My street must've been cut out of the missionary route after that because I don't think any other Mormons ever came back.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:50 pm to SuperSaint
No they knock on my door sometimes
Doesn't happen often, but they make their rounds
Doesn't happen often, but they make their rounds
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:53 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
she lived in Utah 2 weeks later. True story.
Damn, so you pretty much fricked up her life?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:58 pm to nvasil1
quote:
My street must've been cut out of the missionary route after that because I don't think any other Mormons ever came back.
My neighborhood has the Mormons and the Jehovahs. Between the two, I say they come around about 3 times a year. Even if the Mormons don't push anything on people, they have a hidden agenda and I just don't like the idea of people pushing religion.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:00 pm to OweO
My neighbors are Mormon, one of the daughters just graduated from BYU last fall. They fly their BYU flag during football season.
They are weird as shite and thankfully moving to Utah soon.
They are weird as shite and thankfully moving to Utah soon.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:01 pm to OweO
quote:
I just don't like the idea of people pushing religion.
It is part of the Christian faith and the Mormons just stress it more. Do what you feel you must. I tell them that I believe, but not in the way that they do. They just go away.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:03 pm to OweO
I see the riding bikes all around. One time I was out picking weeds and one stopped and asked if I had a bike pump. I gave him and his partner some water and let them use my pump and a patch kit and we talked about the area and their missions. They didn't preach or even do the normal door step speeches. Nice guys.
Now the Jehovah's I have 2-3 different groups that come by. So at least once a month sometimes as often as three times a month. The RING lets me know. They annoy me as they seem to like coming on Weekends and Holidays.
Now the Jehovah's I have 2-3 different groups that come by. So at least once a month sometimes as often as three times a month. The RING lets me know. They annoy me as they seem to like coming on Weekends and Holidays.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:04 pm to OweO
I am in a gated community. HOA dues paying off. Zero Mormons sighted since I bought this place August 2014.
We have had one visit of Jehovah's Witnesses. I told them the basics of my point of view, and they quickly took their kids off my porch.
We have had one visit of Jehovah's Witnesses. I told them the basics of my point of view, and they quickly took their kids off my porch.
Page 2 of 4
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News