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Do The Mormons Ever Come Around Your Neighborhood?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:08 pm
Just had two Mormons (they had the white short sleeve button up shirts with dark pants carrying a bible) knock on my door (well I say just, but it was about an hr ago). I was in the living room and the front door is near a window that you can lean over a little bit to look inside. When I saw them coming up the driveway I decided to not answer the door. They knocked, they glanced into the window and they likely saw me. My dog was on the back of the couch barking.
They knocked again and waited for a moment, then I saw the other one look in the window and he had a pissed off look on his face.. Then they finally walked off. I hate when people knock on doors to "spread their message", but what's the deal with these Mormons? That must suck to have to go around and knock on doors of people who don't want to talk to you.
They knocked again and waited for a moment, then I saw the other one look in the window and he had a pissed off look on his face.. Then they finally walked off. I hate when people knock on doors to "spread their message", but what's the deal with these Mormons? That must suck to have to go around and knock on doors of people who don't want to talk to you.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:12 pm to OweO
They do, but they never seem to knock on my door. Maybe it has something to do with the pentagram on the door and the black cat in the window.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:12 pm to OweO
*Looks through the curtains at this thread and waits for OweO to leave*
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:13 pm to OweO
Anybody got any good Mormon stories? Let's hear them.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:14 pm to OweO
and they pay the Mormon church for this privilege
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:17 pm to Festus
Saw The Book of Mormon in Houston and it was hilarious.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:17 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
"ramps made of gold"
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:18 pm to OweO
Maybe your were a Mormon Pioneer in a former life-
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:19 pm to hendersonshands
Good one Hendy. What state is Houston in? Should I visit?
Anybody else got any good Mormon stories?
Anybody else got any good Mormon stories?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:19 pm to OWLFAN86
Answer the door in your underwear with a boner and scratching your arse/nut sack. Was the only way I could stop them from coming.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:20 pm to Festus
quote:met a divorced Mormon chick on Bumble
Anybody got any good Mormon stories? Let's hear them.
first date anal
her or me doesn't matter, had sex
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:20 pm to OweO
quote:them god damn mormons got the last laugh yet again #Savage af
Then they finally walked off. I
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off. I hate when people knock on doors
quote:who are you to say they don't want to talk to people about what fulfills them?
That must suck to have to go around and knock on doors of people who don't want to talk to you.
And didn't you slam the door in the face of some neighborhood kids trying to sing Christmas carols???
You're a Winner Wheels
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:21 pm to OweO
I have had them come a couple of times. I have always offered them something to eat/drink but told them I didn't want to talk about religion. They are always very nice and appreciative.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:21 pm to Festus
I don't have time to learn geography. I drove west for about 3 and a half hours.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:22 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
met a divorced Mormon chick on Bumble
What she hairy?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:23 pm to Festus
quote:
Anybody got any good Mormon stories? Let's hear them.
I worked with a bunch of them when I lived out West. I used my towering intellect of baffle them. do you want excruciating details?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:23 pm to Dorothy
Dorothy I didn't realize you worshipped Satan.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:24 pm to OweO
Mormonism is so weird. I've known a handful or mormons and they're all very pleasant, nice people.
But it's incredible anyone with any lick of sense could read that stuff and think, "seems legit!"
Then again, Heaven's Gate happened so hell if I know.
But it's incredible anyone with any lick of sense could read that stuff and think, "seems legit!"
Then again, Heaven's Gate happened so hell if I know.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:24 pm to OweO
I see two dudes around my neighborhood every so often that fit your exact description. They're annoying as frick
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