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Do The Mormons Ever Come Around Your Neighborhood?

Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:08 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:08 pm
Just had two Mormons (they had the white short sleeve button up shirts with dark pants carrying a bible) knock on my door (well I say just, but it was about an hr ago). I was in the living room and the front door is near a window that you can lean over a little bit to look inside. When I saw them coming up the driveway I decided to not answer the door. They knocked, they glanced into the window and they likely saw me. My dog was on the back of the couch barking.

They knocked again and waited for a moment, then I saw the other one look in the window and he had a pissed off look on his face.. Then they finally walked off. I hate when people knock on doors to "spread their message", but what's the deal with these Mormons? That must suck to have to go around and knock on doors of people who don't want to talk to you.
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:12 pm to
They do, but they never seem to knock on my door. Maybe it has something to do with the pentagram on the door and the black cat in the window.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:12 pm to
*Looks through the curtains at this thread and waits for OweO to leave*
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:13 pm to
Anybody got any good Mormon stories? Let's hear them.
Posted by SanFranTiger
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2003
4893 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:14 pm to
and they pay the Mormon church for this privilege
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175653 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:15 pm to
"ramps made of gold"
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:17 pm to
Saw The Book of Mormon in Houston and it was hilarious.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

"ramps made of gold"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65509 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:18 pm to
Maybe your were a Mormon Pioneer in a former life-

Posted by Festus
With Skillet
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:19 pm to
Good one Hendy. What state is Houston in? Should I visit?

Anybody else got any good Mormon stories?
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:19 pm to
Answer the door in your underwear with a boner and scratching your arse/nut sack. Was the only way I could stop them from coming.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175653 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

Anybody got any good Mormon stories? Let's hear them.

met a divorced Mormon chick on Bumble

first date anal




her or me doesn't matter, had sex
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

Then they finally walked off. I
them god damn mormons got the last laugh yet again #Savage af



quote:

off. I hate when people knock on doors

quote:

That must suck to have to go around and knock on doors of people who don't want to talk to you.
who are you to say they don't want to talk to people about what fulfills them?

And didn't you slam the door in the face of some neighborhood kids trying to sing Christmas carols???

You're a Winner Wheels
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 7:31 pm
Posted by Drunken Crawfish
Member since Apr 2017
3822 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:21 pm to
I have had them come a couple of times. I have always offered them something to eat/drink but told them I didn't want to talk about religion. They are always very nice and appreciative.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:21 pm to
I don't have time to learn geography. I drove west for about 3 and a half hours.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113889 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

met a divorced Mormon chick on Bumble



What she hairy?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72587 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

Anybody got any good Mormon stories? Let's hear them.


I worked with a bunch of them when I lived out West. I used my towering intellect of baffle them. do you want excruciating details?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113889 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:23 pm to
Dorothy I didn't realize you worshipped Satan.
Posted by Muriel
third ward
Member since Dec 2016
444 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:24 pm to
Mormonism is so weird. I've known a handful or mormons and they're all very pleasant, nice people.

But it's incredible anyone with any lick of sense could read that stuff and think, "seems legit!"

Then again, Heaven's Gate happened so hell if I know.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11336 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:24 pm to
I see two dudes around my neighborhood every so often that fit your exact description. They're annoying as frick
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