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Definition of aphrodisiac
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:49 pm
I wanted to share this exchange with y’all that occurred on our way to the beach. This was between the wife (no pics) and myself.
Macrell : so we gonna get some oysters while we’re there?
Wife: yeah sounds good
Macrell: you know…..oysters…..are an aphrodisiac…..
Wife: oh yeah! They don’t have a gender.
Macrell: what?!?! No!
Wife: oh thats right it means they impregnate themselves.
Macrell: my goodness…..
Macrell : so we gonna get some oysters while we’re there?
Wife: yeah sounds good
Macrell: you know…..oysters…..are an aphrodisiac…..
Wife: oh yeah! They don’t have a gender.
Macrell: what?!?! No!
Wife: oh thats right it means they impregnate themselves.
Macrell: my goodness…..
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Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:50 pm to Macrell
Hope she's hot.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:51 pm to Macrell
Sounds like your wife and my wife have the same IQ.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:52 pm to Macrell
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Wife: oh yeah! They don’t have a gender.
Not exactly true they are protandric. They move from male to female over their life. However, it always takes a current male and a current female to make baby oysters.
This post was edited on 4/16/23 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:52 pm to Macrell
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Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:54 pm to Macrell
You should just ask her for sex.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:54 pm to Macrell
All oysters start life as male, but most will change permanently to female after about a year. Their reproductive organs produce both sperm and eggs, giving them the capability to change gender. It is, therefore, possible for an oyster to fertilize its own eggs.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:57 pm to Macrell
This gal is playing dumb. Look out
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:57 pm to Macrell
Which beach?
Throwing a dart at the board, I'm guessing Destin.
Throwing a dart at the board, I'm guessing Destin.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:58 pm to Macrell
She seems like the kind of girl that believes you when you tell her that semen prevents face wrinkles. Go with it.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 7:58 pm to Macrell
My wife sent me a trail cam photo of a bobcat and said that one of her coworkers has a cheetah at their house. She argued with me when I said it wasn't a cheetah. Every woman is at least 20% retarded.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 8:00 pm to Macrell
Posted on 4/16/23 at 8:00 pm to HoboDickCheese
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All oysters start life as male, but most will change permanently to female
Cancel oysters! - OT tards
Posted on 4/16/23 at 8:02 pm to Macrell
Livin' the life!
Posted on 4/16/23 at 8:03 pm to WillieD
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Cancel oysters! - OT tards
Why would the OT be upset about nature? They are designed that way to propagate their species, and good for it. They wouldn't be able to reproduce at their numbers otherwise and we wouldn't be able to enjoy them.
Never in history has a male human (or primate) ever turned into a female.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 8:04 pm to Macrell
I married a really smart girl, but sometimes I wish I married a dumb one.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 8:11 pm to HoboDickCheese
quote:
It is, therefore, possible for an oyster to fertilize its own eggs.
It is pretty rare and the spawning has to take place during a very short time during the change from male to female when both reproductive systems are mature at the same time.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 8:13 pm to Macrell
Sounds like same conversation I had with this chick years ago. How long y’all been together?
Posted on 4/16/23 at 8:16 pm to HoboDickCheese
quote:
All oysters start life as male, but most will change permanently to female after about a year.
So that’s why bud light pairs well with oysters
Posted on 4/16/23 at 8:50 pm to Obtuse1
quote:We have all been witnesses over the past 19 years of this phenomenon here.
Not exactly true they are protandric. They move from male to female over their life.
We have learned to….
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