re: Definition of aphrodisiac

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My wife sent me a trail cam photo of a bobcat and said that one of her coworkers has a cheetah at their house. She argued with me when I said it wasn't a cheetah. Every woman is at least 20% retarded.

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LOL that is a might harsh. My wife and kids were convinced they saw a bob cat on our front porch one night...scared to death. When they told me I was dubious but I also said it'd be neat to have one around the place, they aren't scarce in our area but like they are most everywhere they ain't overly bold either...seeing one in a subdivision would be rare enough for it to be unique. Fast forward about 90 days we come in around 3 am and a gray streak lights out from the front porch...again, they are concerned about the bobcat. Again, I ain't certain but told them if it was a bobcat it wasn't dangerous. Fastforward a month and they come running to me telling me the bobcat is back and on the doorbell camera. I take a look, open the front door and pick up what may be the most domesticated grey tabby cat one could find....they were terrified until I turned around and they saw it. That thing has since moved into the house....cause I am actually the retarded one in my family...but I still call her the bobcat....