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Dave the duck needs penis removed after trying to mate 'between 5 and 10 times' per day

Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:26 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67928 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:26 pm



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A sex-mad duck from Torquay has had surgery to remove his penis because of his over-enthusiastic mating.

Poor Dave the Duck lives with three females - Dora, Freda and Edith. Owner Josh Watson, 39, noticed that his pecker was infected in October and took him to a local vet who gave antibiotics, painkillers and a daily wash for the 'traumatised' member.

But despite the medicines the problem got worse. Dave the drake refused to curtail his duties and heroically kept on paying way too much attention to his female friends - ten times a day or more with each of the three until the tip turned black and began to die off.


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Since his return from Bristol, Dave the duck has been separated from his peers and has made a full recovery after his operation. But Josh says that Dave has 'lost his will' since having his manhood removed.

Josh said: "He's doing well now, he's pretty resilient for a duck. The only drawback is that he has lost his will. I think it makes him pretty upset.

"He tries to pair a lot with his female companions. Every chance he can get. I'd say between five and ten times a day, maybe more.

"It does not stop all year round. In the winter it is meant to calm down. The ducks stop laying eggs, but he doesn't stop mating. He just goes on.

"He tries on every available opportunity, but sometimes he is rejected."


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Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:27 pm to
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Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:28 pm to
This is sad. Poor Dave.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:28 pm to
I was gonna accuse that duck of feeling privileged but it's not a white duck so nope.
Posted by bperki6
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:31 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/27/21 at 11:35 pm
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:33 pm to
Hen you look good, won't you quack dat arse up
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

"He tries to pair a lot with his female companions. Every chance he can get. I'd say between five and ten times a day, maybe more.



Giving your duck peptides is wrong.

This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 4:42 pm
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:42 pm to
Pretty ducked up to cut his dick off
Posted by nugget
Mostly Peaceful Poster
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:57 pm to
Hit her wit no condom had to make her eat a plan b
Posted by Zendog
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:59 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 11:31 am
Posted by CajunTiger92
Member since Dec 2007
2821 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:00 pm to
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since having his manhood removed.


Shouldn’t that be drakehood?
Posted by junkfunky
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by Ricardo
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:07 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 9:10 pm
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27098 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:12 pm to
You ever seen a duck frick? It's borderline rape. It's loud and it's violent. I'm surprised his dick last so long with such constant force on it.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43337 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:18 pm to
God I live Iowahawk.
Posted by Get Real Bro
Member since Dec 2015
203 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

Poor Dave the Duck lives with three females - Dora, Freda and Edith.


With names like that, them girls would rather be playing bingo.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30028 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:34 pm to
it would have been more humane to just chop its neck off and start making a roux
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3999 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

has had surgery to remove his penis


quote:

The only drawback is that he has lost his will. I think it makes him pretty upset.


Ya think?
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10441 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 6:41 pm to
Figured Dave had some Mallard in him. Them ducks frick anything.
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
1441 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 6:44 pm to
That is so wrong. Should have let the little fricker hump himself to death.
He would be happier that way.
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