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Dallas Baws — Why Does Your Coffee Suck?

Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:33 am
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:33 am
I’ve noticed this before. Dallas hotels and restaurants have weak arse coffee. Why?

Is it the water?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119181 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:35 am to
Illegals streaming into Texas are bringing meth and not coffee beans.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41613 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:35 am to
Kennedy’s curse
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30262 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:35 am to
I don’t know, but HEB Texas Pecan whole bean may be the best coffee that I’ve ever tasted. Great taste, perfect balance, and usually at a decent price. If they have HEB’s in Dallas, then Dallas doesn’t have terrible coffee.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12505 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:41 am to
quote:

bringing meth

I think they’re bringing fentanyl and coke. Why bring something any redneck town makes tons of?
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
2802 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:45 am to
It is because Dallas now consists of mostly homo transplants from the east/west coasts.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13533 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:47 am to
Texans think Maxwell House is serious gourmet shite.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:49 am to
It's because everything is bigger in Texas. Even the market for shitty coffee
Posted by statman34
Member since Feb 2011
2955 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Is it the water?


It very much could be. If the hotel doesn’t filter the water it tastes like arse. They have some of the worst water in the country because it’s lake water
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30026 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:56 am to
i think its like that everywhere, i always here tourists say our coffee is too strong, and i just assume like with everything else, yankees like stuff thats weak so they dont use much seasonings either
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4893 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:57 am to
quote:


Chingon Ag
Texas A&M Fan

It is because Dallas now consists of mostly homo transplants from the east/west coasts.


Well Ags have the inside scoop on homos that's for sure.
Posted by tigerO
Member since Mar 2006
1348 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 9:12 am to
Because they don’t serve Barnyard coffee… that’s why. No coffee compared
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8199 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 9:24 am to
Only liberal soy boys whine about coffee
Posted by MEANGREEN65
Funkytown, TX
Member since Oct 2014
777 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 9:59 am to
Come to Fort Worth. Way better town. Way better coffee. I’ll fight anybody who argues this.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Only liberal soy boys whine about coffee


Bruh, big pharma harvests testosterone from my right ball for resale. You could weave an Indian blanket from the hair on my chest, and I rent my johnson out to cut diamonds.

I just hate shitty coffee. Which I drink black, as God and the Founding Fathers intended.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14340 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Texans think Maxwell House is serious gourmet shite.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14283 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Dallas hotels and restaurants have weak arse coffee. Why?

You’re drinking the tea, dumbass.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118819 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:23 am to
quote:

Dallas Baws — Why Does Your Coffee Suck?


I notice this too in central and south Florida hotels. It's ironic because my Cuban work friends in the Fort Lauderdale/Miami area have the best coffee.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Dallas hotels and restaurants have weak arse coffee. Why?
just following the lead of their football team…

Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
7028 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:45 am to


This stuff is out of brenham and you can find it around DFW. Seriously good shite.

There's also this one for an extra jolt.
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