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re: Daily Marriage -> Divorce horror story

Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:42 am to
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38793 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:42 am to
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Am I bitter? Nope. Life is too short to be stuck in a bad marriage, and she was right, it was a bad marriage. She just had the courage to call it.

Making money is WAY easier than finding love or happiness. But the next time I decide I’ve found the love of my life, a prenup will definitely be involved. ;-)


he sounds so cucked I will allow the GN edit
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136813 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:43 am to
$20 to anyone who can pull where Goldie stole this bit from
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38793 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:45 am to
quote:

$20 to anyone who can pull where Goldie stole this bit from


storm front?
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:48 am to
The moral of this story is very simple --

DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR FINANCES AND HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE.

Don't let your kids know.

Don't let your financial planner know (he's probably looking to bang your wife).

Don't let your CPA know (if you can help it).

And, ESPECIALLY, DO NOT LET YOUR WIFE KNOW.

Always keep a secret stash that you, AND YOU ALONE, know about.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:48 am to
Can you imagine the conversations he has with real, live women?


Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
33940 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:50 am to
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Can you imagine the conversations he has with real, live women?


I imagine it involves a fair amount of fear on the women's side, considering how ... um ... aggressive he can be.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38793 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:50 am to
quote:

The moral of this story is very simple --

DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR FINANCES AND HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE.

Don't let your kids know.

Don't let your financial planner know (he's probably looking to bang your wife).

Don't let your CPA know (if you can help it).

And, ESPECIALLY, DO NOT LET YOUR WIFE KNOW.

Always keep a secret stash that you, AND YOU ALONE, know about.


Ron Swanson and I approved

Lol at him telling the wife to log into the bank account. Me and the wife have separate accounts. We share money if needed, but I really like it.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:51 am to
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I imagine it involves a fair amount of fear on the women's side, considering how ... um ... aggressive he can be.


Nah, anybody that posts like he does can't have much experience with women irl.
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
1908 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:53 am to
So the moral of the story is - guitar players have long fingers, and you don't. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
33940 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:53 am to
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Nah, anybody that posts like he does can't have much experience with women irl.


A while back, he posted some videos of himself on the poli board protesting a women's march. Let's just say he appeared to be enjoying some artificial confidence.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 7:54 am
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38793 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:54 am to
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I imagine it involves a fair amount of fear on the women's side, considering how ... um ... aggressive he can be.


ah outside of some negging they probably leave with a wetiness and curosity about the mystery man
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131407 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:54 am to
You make Flu seem fairly normal.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:56 am to
I mean, he's not unfortunate looking. That's the scary part. Some chick may fall for him thinking he's some normal guy.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:58 am to
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$20 to anyone who can pull where Goldie stole this bit from


where is my $20?
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38793 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:58 am to
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not unfortunate looking. That's the scary part. Some chick may fall for him thinking he's some normal guy.


I haven't seen the holocaust denials yet - I think a little misguided, but would probably get wrapped around some woman's finger. I think he is alright.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:01 am to
Guys, if any of you slap dicks ever happen upon some money, immediately withdraw many large sums of it. Go to casino (vegas) and get as many chips as you can. They have 25k chips, get them and go to a bank there and get a safety deposit box.

If the gold digger leaves, you just say you have a strippers, coke, and gambling problem..and you blew it all.

And also take a mortgage on your home and "blow" that cash the same way....in court, she finds she owns half of that debt.

Money hidden, gold digger humiliated.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11223 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:02 am to
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found the link




quote:

Kevin Kruse, KevinKruse.com, Entrepreneur, NY Times bestselling author


No wonder it reads like bullshite..
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38793 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Guys, if any of you slap dicks ever happen upon some money, immediately withdraw many large sums of it. Go to casino (vegas) and get as many chips as you can. They have 25k chips, get them and go to a bank there and get a safety deposit box.



so don't go home like a puppy dog and ask the wife to log into the count to see all that cheddar?
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2251 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:10 am to
Every single divorce is a horror story.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:12 am to
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I had to be with someone who actually had ambition and life goals, other than popping out a child.

I hear women all the time say stuff like "my dream was always to be a mother."

Oh yeah? That's your dream? To sit around in your pajamas all day and babysit?
I can't understand how guys can't see this. With all the female lawyers, doctors, accountants, lower level executives, HR managers, some random title where they make 60k-80k doing jack shite, insurance agency owners, etc., out there why do guys just settle for a housewife?
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