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Daily Cooler Talk With yuengling (Morning Addition)
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:46 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:46 am
So I'm walking up to the office today puffing on a heater and the office security tells me I have to out it out. Our workplace inside is smoke free for obvious reasons but they changed the rules to now the whole campus per say is "smoke free". I only smoke one heater a day, it's when I goto work. I don't even like smoking that much I just like it enough to have one heater a day.
So me and the boys are like what the frick at the cooler just a few minutes ago. George smokes damn near a pack a day outside and Bryce is a fricking chain smoker the guy can't put them down. I mean these people are having a full on meltdown and I'm just sitting there listening.
So the next thing that comes up is the elections, they are democrats and I'm a republican because I love Women, Fast Cars, MONEY. So George sits there and says he's thinking about voting for Hiliary at that point I about spit my water out my mouth. I had to walk away and now I'm back at my desk.
Hope everyone has a blessed day, more to come later.
So me and the boys are like what the frick at the cooler just a few minutes ago. George smokes damn near a pack a day outside and Bryce is a fricking chain smoker the guy can't put them down. I mean these people are having a full on meltdown and I'm just sitting there listening.
So the next thing that comes up is the elections, they are democrats and I'm a republican because I love Women, Fast Cars, MONEY. So George sits there and says he's thinking about voting for Hiliary at that point I about spit my water out my mouth. I had to walk away and now I'm back at my desk.
Hope everyone has a blessed day, more to come later.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:47 am to yuengling
Your job must be really boring if you have to make these stories up every day just to get attention.
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 8:48 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:48 am to yuengling
You have the record for starting threads with the fewest posts.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:48 am to yuengling
You have bless-ed day as wheel
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:49 am to yuengling
Well your day is going better than mine. Due to my son's imaginary friend, my wife thinks our house is inhabited by demons, and that she and my son are in danger because something evil is after them.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:50 am to yuengling
When you say smoking a heater, it sounds like you're sucking that BBC. Is that what this is all about?
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:50 am to Kracka
Is your wife usually that mentally unstable?
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:51 am to yuengling
quote:
puffing on a heater
Is that slang for sucking dick?
quote:
I only smoke one heater a day
That still makes you a fgt
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:52 am to yuengling
give young Randall my regards
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:53 am to yuengling
You are quickly making a case for worst poster here.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:54 am to yuengling
smoking a heater? are you foreign or some shite?
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:54 am to yuengling
quote:
Is your wife usually that mentally unstable?
Look man, I don't know what the frick is going on with her. The absolute ridiculousness of this is actually pissing me off. I am trying to be supportive and show her love, but I am having a tough time, because I can't take any of this serious. I mean the shite isn't real. Now in her defense, my son makes a lot of off the wall comments about the devil and stuff, but he's 5 yrs old, and doesn't know any better. Its crazy.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:55 am to yuengling
If you replace the word "heater" with "peter", I will believe you.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:57 am to Kracka
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Now in her defense, my son makes a lot of off the wall comments about the devil and stuff, but he's 5 yrs old, and doesn't know any better. Its crazy
Okay here is what you do, take him to a church that has a large baptismal font...walk him around the church if he's all good then that demon is pretty good at not getting pissed when he sees Jesus. You last resort is to while he's not looking or paying attention kick him into the baptismal font. He's going to scream but if it's a deep scary voice saying languages you don't understand. I'm sorry but you're going to have to put him down.
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 8:58 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:58 am to yuengling
He's fine. My wife is the one going crazy
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:58 am to yuengling
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I have to out it out.
Tell family first, then friends.
NTTAWWT.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:59 am to VetteGuy
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Tell family first, then friends.
Dear fam,
I enjoy puffing on heaters.
Love,
yuenglingsucksdingaling
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