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Daily Cooler Talk With yuengling (Morning Addition)

Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:46 am
Posted by yuengling
Member since Feb 2016
51 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:46 am
So I'm walking up to the office today puffing on a heater and the office security tells me I have to out it out. Our workplace inside is smoke free for obvious reasons but they changed the rules to now the whole campus per say is "smoke free". I only smoke one heater a day, it's when I goto work. I don't even like smoking that much I just like it enough to have one heater a day.

So me and the boys are like what the frick at the cooler just a few minutes ago. George smokes damn near a pack a day outside and Bryce is a fricking chain smoker the guy can't put them down. I mean these people are having a full on meltdown and I'm just sitting there listening.

So the next thing that comes up is the elections, they are democrats and I'm a republican because I love Women, Fast Cars, MONEY. So George sits there and says he's thinking about voting for Hiliary at that point I about spit my water out my mouth. I had to walk away and now I'm back at my desk.

Hope everyone has a blessed day, more to come later.
Posted by Bruce_Wayne
Member since Feb 2016
57 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:47 am to
Your job must be really boring if you have to make these stories up every day just to get attention.
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 8:48 am
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:47 am to
Please eat your keyboard.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7284 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:48 am to
You have the record for starting threads with the fewest posts.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117706 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:48 am to
You have bless-ed day as wheel
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:49 am to
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40806 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:49 am to
Well your day is going better than mine. Due to my son's imaginary friend, my wife thinks our house is inhabited by demons, and that she and my son are in danger because something evil is after them.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6209 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:49 am to
Posted by Bruce_Wayne
Member since Feb 2016
57 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:50 am to
When you say smoking a heater, it sounds like you're sucking that BBC. Is that what this is all about?
Posted by yuengling
Member since Feb 2016
51 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:50 am to
Is your wife usually that mentally unstable?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108743 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:51 am to
quote:

puffing on a heater


Is that slang for sucking dick?

quote:

I only smoke one heater a day


That still makes you a fgt
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:52 am to
give young Randall my regards
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:53 am to
You are quickly making a case for worst poster here.
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:54 am to
smoking a heater? are you foreign or some shite?
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40806 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Is your wife usually that mentally unstable?


Look man, I don't know what the frick is going on with her. The absolute ridiculousness of this is actually pissing me off. I am trying to be supportive and show her love, but I am having a tough time, because I can't take any of this serious. I mean the shite isn't real. Now in her defense, my son makes a lot of off the wall comments about the devil and stuff, but he's 5 yrs old, and doesn't know any better. Its crazy.
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:55 am to
If you replace the word "heater" with "peter", I will believe you.
Posted by yuengling
Member since Feb 2016
51 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Now in her defense, my son makes a lot of off the wall comments about the devil and stuff, but he's 5 yrs old, and doesn't know any better. Its crazy


Okay here is what you do, take him to a church that has a large baptismal font...walk him around the church if he's all good then that demon is pretty good at not getting pissed when he sees Jesus. You last resort is to while he's not looking or paying attention kick him into the baptismal font. He's going to scream but if it's a deep scary voice saying languages you don't understand. I'm sorry but you're going to have to put him down.
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 8:58 am
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40806 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:58 am to
He's fine. My wife is the one going crazy
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28174 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:58 am to
quote:

I have to out it out.


Tell family first, then friends.


NTTAWWT.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108743 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:59 am to
quote:


Tell family first, then friends.


Dear fam,

I enjoy puffing on heaters.

Love,
yuenglingsucksdingaling
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