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Crazy things you Dad used to say. For the OT guys and gals.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:57 pm
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:57 pm
My dad passed 5 years ago but I think about some of the crazy little idioms he used to say on a daily basis and it makes me smile. He was a prankster, smart and had a quick wit.
If we say what we now refer to as a cougar. " That woman would grease a man and swallow him whole"
Any random LSU running back busting into the open and out running everybody for a TD. "that kid is faster than sauce through a widow woman."
If I broke something. "boy you could frick up a brass billy goat."
If he saw any random teenage boy fricking up. "That boy has two things on his mind pussy and fishing and fishing is losing in a land slide,"
other random sayings
"Dick so hard a cat couldn't scratch it"
"want in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up first."
"Never trust a man that talks out of the side of his mouth"
If I asked where we were going. "Up a hogs arse to get a pork sandwich."
If we say what we now refer to as a cougar. " That woman would grease a man and swallow him whole"
Any random LSU running back busting into the open and out running everybody for a TD. "that kid is faster than sauce through a widow woman."
If I broke something. "boy you could frick up a brass billy goat."
If he saw any random teenage boy fricking up. "That boy has two things on his mind pussy and fishing and fishing is losing in a land slide,"
other random sayings
"Dick so hard a cat couldn't scratch it"
"want in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up first."
"Never trust a man that talks out of the side of his mouth"
If I asked where we were going. "Up a hogs arse to get a pork sandwich."
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:58 pm to BOSCEAUX
Don't let your meat loaf.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:58 pm to BOSCEAUX
When talking about banging black chicks: "They're all pink on the inside".
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:59 pm to BOSCEAUX
When we were kids, my dad would tell us to "don't be a cow's tail" when we were running late.
It was funny when you heard him say it in his accent.
It was funny when you heard him say it in his accent.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 11:03 pm to BOSCEAUX
Don't just stand there like a stale jug of piss.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 11:04 pm to BOSCEAUX
Load tube one.
Achieve firing solution.
Arm torpedo number one.
Flood torpedo tube number one.
Open outer tube door number one.
Open inner tube door number one.
Fire tube one!
Man I miss the old man....
Achieve firing solution.
Arm torpedo number one.
Flood torpedo tube number one.
Open outer tube door number one.
Open inner tube door number one.
Fire tube one!
Man I miss the old man....
Posted on 7/21/15 at 11:05 pm to BOSCEAUX
Not my dad, but my great-grandfather's, who was a sunday school teacher for 40+ years, favorite saying was "Bass Ackwards". In his drawl the second word came out "Ackerds."
Posted on 7/21/15 at 11:07 pm to BOSCEAUX
"The dirt road gets messy sometimes..."
Posted on 7/21/15 at 11:08 pm to BOSCEAUX
If I tell you that a rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 11:08 pm to BOSCEAUX
"Never trust a chicken with two weasels."
Posted on 7/22/15 at 12:22 am to BOSCEAUX
He referred to a clitoris as a guinea horn.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 12:38 am to BOSCEAUX
quote:
He referred to a clitoris as a guinea horn.
Ahhh, those tender father-son moments lost in conversation about female genitalia....
Life in America was simple then, fathers shared stories with their children of giving oral sex to the kids' mothers, and the sport of feltching displaced baseball as the new national pastime.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 1:23 am to soccerfüt
This was normally during a round of golf when I was in college not around the Christmas tree when I was 8. 
Posted on 7/22/15 at 4:42 am to BOSCEAUX
You can't soar with the eagles when you hoot with the owls.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 5:16 am to MBclass83
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Posted on 7/22/15 at 5:35 am to BOSCEAUX
He referred to me as moms baby daddy s maybe 
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:03 am to BOSCEAUX
Is the fricking you're getting worth the frickin you're taking?
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:07 am to BOSCEAUX
"Hold this beer while i beat your mom"
"You're the man of the house now son. Bye"
My dad was such a crazy guy.
"You're the man of the house now son. Bye"
My dad was such a crazy guy.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:12 am to BOSCEAUX
"a lot of sugar for a dime"
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:24 am to BOSCEAUX
When we teased him, he would tease back by saying,
"I'm going to put pepper in your soup."
Ha Ha!
"I'm going to put pepper in your soup."
Ha Ha!
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