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Covington (late 80's - early 90's) - Tell me about Theo Von

Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:13 am
Posted by Guido Merkens
Member since Mar 2006
4346 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:13 am
Last week, I heard Theo Von telling some crazy stories on the Adam Corolla Podcast:

What neighborhood in Covington did Theo live in?

1) Peeping Tom-ing

2) David Duke lived in his neighborhood (shared a back fence) and took him to Franco's Athletic Club with him

3) His friends dad smelled his fingers and then self gratified into a camp fire.

4) Beauty Contest for dolled up nutrias (in Hammond)
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:16 am
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47498 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:19 am to
Netflix special is pretty damned funny. He's not as natural and smooth as the big names in comedy but definitely entertaining. And a local boy. Went to LSU for a while after MTV reality shite show (road rules or something).
Posted by t1gerst1gerst1gers
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2015
393 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:21 am to
Holy. shite!


Had to google who Theo was bc I thought it rang a bell... Figured the old Road Rules dude had fell back into irrelevance like they all seem to do but no.. Good for him tho.

Also, he looks NOTHING like he did when I knew who he was. Aside from the obvi teeth job has he had other plastic surgery? Crazy how much he's changed since the early 2000's.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97637 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Netflix special is pretty damned funny.


Really?

I couldn't watch it....turned it off 15 minutes in
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19358 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:23 am to
I listened too. Interesting dude. Pretty funny off the cuff. No idea about his stand up.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47498 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:24 am to
quote:


I couldn't watch it....turned it off 15 minutes in


Probably because your parents fixed your lisp/stutter and got you molested.

That shite makes me laugh thinking about it. shite got really non pc. I liked it.
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:26 am
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:28 am to
David Duke lived in Beau Rivage i think... so maybe Theo lived there?

Hung out with him a couple times, have a few mutual friends, nice/funny/weird dude

eta: he's from mandeville, not covington
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:29 am
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:28 am to
quote:

2) David Duke lived in his neighborhood (shared a back fence) and took him to Franco's Athletic Club with him


Not Covington

ETA: Unless they relocated sometime in the late 80's.
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:34 am
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:34 am to
quote:

I couldn't watch it....turned it off 15 minutes in


Had the same response. Dude just tries too hard. The way he talks is like nails on a chalkboard. I will admit some of the stuff he said wasn't terrible, but for the most part, it was. I had to turn it off. I will not watch random standup on Netflix anymore. I watch one special and it suggests all this crap. This was the second one that was unwatchable.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97637 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:37 am to
quote:

shite got really non pc. I liked it.




that's most comedy lately, it's a contest to see who can be the most non pc. he just seems like it's forced
Posted by ClubTiger
Member since Aug 2005
394 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:37 am to
Yeah, he's a Mandeville guy. Graduated from Mandeville High. Went to school with him. He was a cool guy in high school. He was (is) a very talented guy. Used to recite some cool poems to the school. He was also a very down to ear guy. Seemed to like everyone and everyone like him. Not surprised by his success.

Duke lived in Beau Rivage.

His full last name is Vonkurnatowski (I can see why he shortened it for show biz) and his parents are big in New Orleans. They own the Orpheum Theater and Tipitinias.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47498 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:41 am to
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Yeah, he's a Mandeville guy. Graduated from Mandeville High. Went to school with him. He was a cool guy in high school.

I'm friends with his sister, W. She's a tad batshit. But can be a sweet gal.

Definitely happy for the guy. He's stuck with stand-up and making a living with it.
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:46 am to
his sister works at Duvics a couple nights per month
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
12949 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:50 am to
He did go to grade school in the Covington Public Schools. He was in my classes 1st through 3rd grade. He was the "class clown" then.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117701 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:51 am to
Is she hot?
Posted by LawLessTyGer
Bay of Ponchartrain
Member since Jan 2009
1256 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:52 am to
David Duke still lives and owns a house in Beau Rivage. His yard is hideous, he doesn't live to far from the front of it..I don't think Theo Von grew up in the neighborhood. Will have to check with my sisters though.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39195 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:14 am to
He also hosted that Howie Mandel hidden camera prank show on TBS.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47498 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Is she hot?


She's My FB friend. Use what info you have and go look. I think she's pretty hot but you know how the OT is.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70035 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:28 am to
done

sweet little mullet on theo here.

This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 9:34 am
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47498 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:34 am to
quote:

done


Stalky arse.

Other than looking like Theo, she's kinda sexy.

ETA: Dude. What fricking picture is that. That's At least 10 yrs old.
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 9:36 am
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