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re: Councilman arrested over pastry theft
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:17 pm to Slinky
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:17 pm to Slinky
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's back pocket....."
The Arab immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's back pocket....."
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:21 pm to wheelr
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:30 pm to crimsonsaint
I thought I read somewhere it was a Twinkie
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:33 pm to wheelr
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:47 pm to boom roasted
LRS 14:65 Simple Robbery.
It used to be called Strong Arm Robbery the last time I looked at the statute. Other than the name it is exactly what I described.
Read the Statute if you would like.
It used to be called Strong Arm Robbery the last time I looked at the statute. Other than the name it is exactly what I described.
Read the Statute if you would like.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:54 pm to wheelr
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:00 pm to jbgleason
I am familiar with the statute.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:31 pm to Slinky
These Fukin people don't know how to act. Fry that bastid.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:32 pm to Slinky
Why would I ever need a receipt for a donut
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:35 pm to GregMaddux
Only if you're a cop.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:38 pm to redfish99
quote:who are "these people?"
These Fukin people don't know how to act
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:53 pm to GregMaddux
ISWYDT.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:58 pm to GregMaddux
quote:
Why would I ever need a receipt for a donut
We do not need to bring ink and paper into this transaction
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:58 pm to jbgleason
quote:
It used to be called Strong Arm Robbery the last time I looked at the statute.
Looks like it's been simple robbery since at least 1983.
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