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re: Could you survive on a show like Naked & Afraid for 21 days?

Posted on 5/3/15 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16202 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 9:12 pm to
I would hit the chick on there tonight.


If we ran out of food, I'd give her plenty of protein.
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2010 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 9:21 pm to
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No, my penis is too small. 


Camera adds couple inches
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 9:21 pm to
Gotta go prepared. I was in the woods 5 or 6 days a week for almost two years, and I was not ready to get in a bind and be fricked.

I was actually on the phone with my boss one time and heard a pack of wild dogs running my way. I told him I'd call him back because they were coming along a fence line directly at me. He just laughed and didn't believe me. Didn't have my piece, so I hurriedly broke a stick and sharpened it. The dogs ended up jumping the fence and went around me, but it was freaky/funny as frick.

You see and experience some weird stuff if you spend that much time alone in the woods.


Another thing I always had was a compass and map. Never used a GPS
This post was edited on 5/3/15 at 9:23 pm
Posted by josh336
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2007
77418 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 9:32 pm to
Think I could do a deserted island or even the wilderness, struggling of course. The swampy type area...I'd die, within a week.
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 9:32 pm to
I wonder if they have sex?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 9:39 pm to
I'd get it over with before the chick started pooping and not wiping
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3974 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 9:41 pm to
I could do anywhere but Africa, frick that place. Everything is out to kill you.

And sunburn on my junk is not something I'd look forward to.
This post was edited on 5/3/15 at 9:43 pm
Posted by LSUzealot
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
57656 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 10:04 pm to
Just watched the show tonight. I enjoyed it for the most part. I feel like some parts were manufactured like placing an iguana next to the guys lame trap to make it appear like it had a chance to work.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52999 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 10:08 pm to
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I always carry a Camelback with 100oz water, 6" heavy knife, regular pocket knife, Leatherman, benadryl, ibuprofen, electrical tape, flagging, toilet paper, and a magnesium fire starter. I usually have a pistol on me. Running out of water is not a calming moment when you're a couple miles away from your truck



this for me too as well minus the camelback and the medicine, cargo pockets come in really handy for carrying it all
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11392 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 10:12 pm to
The thing that gets me about the show is.......why are they naked? In what survival situation would be left without clothes?

Maybe no survival gear but your have clothes.........right?

ETA: I watch the show every week.
This post was edited on 5/3/15 at 10:13 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 10:18 pm to
Nope. I have gone 14 days without power. No way I would subject myself to that shite for 3 weeks and be naked...although being without shoes would be the worst part...and the insect bites.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14420 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 10:23 pm to
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The thing that gets me about the show is.......why are they naked? In what survival situation would be left without clothes?


quote:

I watch the show every week


Because you wouldn't watch if it was just "Pretend to be Bear Grylls for 21 Days".

Naked is the hook.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 10:34 pm to
Always gotta have water. I'd sometimes bring a spare 80oz bladder with me. I wore double front Carhartt pants in the woods. It's much easier to carry stuff on your back. I never brought a machete because it just slows you down and makes extra work, so the double front pants helped just cruising through briars and thick stuff.

I actually had to use the Benadryl once. Something bit me and I started having an allergic reaction. Popped 3 and booked it back to the truck.

Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12833 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 10:41 pm to
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Gotta go prepared. I was in the woods 5 or 6 days a week for almost two years, and I was not ready to get in a bind and be fricked.


That's great and all, and if i could pack for it I could make it longer. You obviously haven't seen show. They drop each of you off with one tool, say a machete and a pot or striker. No off, no camelback, not your but out bag etc.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 10:46 pm to
Machete is the number one tool in the jungle. I've only seen the show's commercials, though, and jungle was the theme.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 11:37 pm to
I have seen the show. Have it set to record every week
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 5/3/15 at 11:53 pm to
Nope
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15553 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 12:34 am to
I'll do it for about 15K cash.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76321 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 12:43 am to
But frick the swamp. Their foot skin was sloughing off from being constantly wet. Leaches biting. Mosquitoes biting. No food. Snakes. frick. That.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15848 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 6:42 am to
NO
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