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Could you marry Lena Dunham or Melissa McCarthy?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:48 pm
This is how the marriage would go down:
She would assign a security guard to you at all times supposedly for your "protection" even though that individual's job would be to monitor your behavior.
You'd have to pleasure her at least once per week.
In exchange you would be guaranteed the lavishly rich lifestyle for the rest of your life. She'd allow you to party and hang with your bros.
All she'd ask in return is sexual pleasure and monogamy. Failing to follow thru on those two simple things would result in divorce and you'd receive zero money. The lavish lifestyle would end.
If you were a single man...could you marry Dunham or McCarthy for the meal ticket?
ETA: For all you know she might lose a ton of weight and become rather attractive at some point in life. Then again...maybe not.
She would assign a security guard to you at all times supposedly for your "protection" even though that individual's job would be to monitor your behavior.
You'd have to pleasure her at least once per week.
In exchange you would be guaranteed the lavishly rich lifestyle for the rest of your life. She'd allow you to party and hang with your bros.
All she'd ask in return is sexual pleasure and monogamy. Failing to follow thru on those two simple things would result in divorce and you'd receive zero money. The lavish lifestyle would end.
If you were a single man...could you marry Dunham or McCarthy for the meal ticket?
ETA: For all you know she might lose a ton of weight and become rather attractive at some point in life. Then again...maybe not.
This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 4:55 pm
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:49 pm to mizzoukills
no
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:49 pm to mizzoukills
Is Lena Durham a Louisiana personality or something?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:50 pm to mizzoukills
Hell no. What good is money if you can't hook up with gold diggin bitches?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:51 pm to mizzoukills
Neither are rich enough to satisfy my interpretation of living lavishly for the rest of my life. I'd break both of them in a week with the yacht I currently have my eyes on. But for full disclosure I can't afford it either, so....anyway my answer is no.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:51 pm to mizzoukills
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could you marry Dunham or McCarthy for the meal ticket?
No because they would be using it 24/7.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:52 pm to mizzoukills
Not just no, but HELL no.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:52 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:52 pm to mizzoukills
Nope, had that chance once and she looked a hell of a lot better than those two, but she did have a case of the crazy.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:53 pm to bleeng
bleeng
That's where I stole the idea from. I never saw it posted here, sooooo....
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That's where I stole the idea from. I never saw it posted here, sooooo....
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:55 pm to mizzoukills
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All she'd ask in return is sexual pleasure
Too steep.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:55 pm to mizzoukills
I'd rather frick Melissa McCarthy than that ugly count Lena Dunham
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:56 pm to DaTroof
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Neither are rich enough to satisfy my interpretation of living lavishly for the rest of my life
Lena Dunham is valued at $12 million and shows no signs of going away, sadly.
Melissa McCarthy is valued at $20 million and is establishing herself more and more as a hot name for the box office.
That's enough money to live pretty comfortably on.
And I would choose Melissa. At least she would have a better personality and body than Snoopy-tits Dunham.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:58 pm to mizzoukills
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She would assign a security guard to you at all times supposedly for your "protection" even though that individual's job would be to monitor your behavior.
I wouldn't tolerate this sort of treatment for anyone. I'm a human being, not a fricking animal.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:58 pm to LSUZombie
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And I would choose Melissa. At least she would have a better personality and body than Snoopy-tits Dunham.
Imagine Melissa as a woman who weighs 115 lbs. Looking at her face, I imagine she would be rather attractive!
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:59 pm to AlbertMeansWell
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I'd rather frick Melissa McCarthy than that ugly count Lena Dunham
agree
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:59 pm to mizzoukills
If, by Melissa McCarthy, you mean Jenny from 20 years ago, count me in.
On a side note, does Jenny have to be mono as well? She would create a rich widower by bringing home some of that stuff that scares the shite out of penicillin.
On a side note, does Jenny have to be mono as well? She would create a rich widower by bringing home some of that stuff that scares the shite out of penicillin.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:02 pm to LSUZombie
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Lena Dunham is valued at $12 million and shows no signs of going away, sadly.
Melissa McCarthy is valued at $20 million and is establishing herself more and more as a hot name for the box office.
That's enough money to live pretty comfortably on.
Comfortable =/= lavish.
Answer is a difenite no.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:04 pm to Hangit
Fwiw...Melissa McCarthy is losing a lot of weight:
This is her at her fattest:
She's starting to look much improved and borderline attractive with the weight loss. Just sayin'...
This is her at her fattest:
She's starting to look much improved and borderline attractive with the weight loss. Just sayin'...
This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:07 pm to mizzoukills
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borderline attractive
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