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re: Could you marry Lena Dunham or Melissa McCarthy?

Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:08 pm to
after weight loss of course...
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116320 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:10 pm to
If one of these bitches had like, Walton money, and I got all the money if she croaked, and a shite ton (1 bill) if she divorced me without cause...

Yeah.

But currently, frick no. Neither is rich enough.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:10 pm to
Being associated with Lena Dunham, who is pretty much the worst my generation can offer, would be shameful enough. That doesn't even account for having to talk to her or touch her.

Setting her physical appearance entirely aside, she's a disgusting person.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116320 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:12 pm to
And here's the thing, no matter how much money she had, I would never be able to get an erection for Dunham. I don't even think Viagra would work. She's just a vile human being.
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1113 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:26 pm to
Those pictures posted are from 2003..... The "weight loss" pictures are 12 years old. She's still really big
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:31 pm to


Make that dress green, give it some pockets and she could be a pool table.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98330 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:32 pm to
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In exchange you would be guaranteed the lavishly rich lifestyle for the rest of your life. She'd allow you to party and hang with your bros.


Pretty sure neither of them has the kind of wealth that would provide that.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99150 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:45 pm to
No.

If I had to marry one if them, it would be McCarthy. Dunham seems like an insufferable, maudlin count.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72189 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:51 pm to
No
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32121 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 6:06 pm to
Melissa McCarthy would at least be amusing and she's lost a lot of weight recently.
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
4744 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 6:26 pm to
This has my vote for worst spinoff thread. Ever.
Posted by Nostromo
Member since Aug 2015
18 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

e's just a vile human being

terrible show too
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36509 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:19 pm to
Hell no
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97718 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:28 pm to
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Lena Dunham is valued at $12 million and shows no signs of going away, sadly.

Melissa McCarthy is valued at $20 million and is establishing herself more and more as a hot name for the box office.




Worth?

They'd have to make that a year to afford me
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68425 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:29 pm to
I don't know what Dunham looks like or why she's suddenly so popular. McCarthy? No fricking way.
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