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re: Cottonmouth does not appreciate a FL teen's advances
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:37 pm to Pettifogger
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:37 pm to Pettifogger
quote:Where'd you hear that? I always thought you were supposed to bring the snake, if possible.
I always thought it was weird that hospitals and medical articles always include DO NOT BRING THE SNAKE TO THE HOSPITAL
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Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:39 pm to cypressbrake3
quote:
The human race is devolving at a frightening clip.
I fricking agree with this.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:42 pm to arseinclarse
This is the second most Florida story to have ever Floridaed, right after the pumping iron and swapping wives for Jesus story.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:44 pm to Patrick_Bateman
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Where'd you hear that? I always thought you were supposed to bring the snake, if possible.
I've heard it from a bunch of people in healthcare and seen it online too. I guess the concept of bringing the snake to the hospital was a thing at some point, but everyone who has ever talked to me about medical care from snake bites said the opposite (quite forcefully). I just googled and saw some references to "some sources have recommended killing and bringing the snake to the hospital" but I also found some NIH publications talking about why it should be discouraged for people to bring the snakes.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:45 pm to tilco
I think people like this used to die at a younger age. We're keeping them alive, well fed, reproducing, and upsetting the gene pool.
Seems the lower 50th percentile of the US population isn't capable of taking care of themselves.
Seems the lower 50th percentile of the US population isn't capable of taking care of themselves.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:57 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:58 pm to Hangit
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:00 pm to crimsonsaint
Damn 
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:02 pm to arseinclarse
The cottonmouth was just trying to do the world a favor and cull the overpopulated Dumbass Florida Man herd. Here's to you, Cottonmouth. I applaud your effort. You died doing a noble deed.
This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:05 pm to BottomlandBrew
Odds he paid his bill?
My guess is 1000-1
My guess is 1000-1
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:15 pm to CaptainJ47
I don't know. I guess it depends if the Tire Kingdom he works at offers health insurance.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:18 pm to crimsonsaint
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:28 pm to Walt OReilly
Darwinism
This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:29 pm to arseinclarse
Something tells me that snake didn't see itself as a "pet."
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:33 pm to arseinclarse
I live only minutes away from Wimauma. It's actually a migrant village and is probably 90% Mexican. The other 10% is; well, this guy...
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:35 pm to arseinclarse
musta been eating them stupid pills 
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:36 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
“Alright he’s kissed it 12 times. The 13 wasn’t a lucky one,” Belcher said. “We was sitting in the kitchen and he ran out of the room saying hospital, hospital. Now, now.”
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:49 pm to Martini
And this guy can vote...
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:52 pm to arseinclarse
Ain't skeered baw
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:53 pm to ElderTiger
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