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Cottonmouth does not appreciate a FL teen's advances
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:13 pm
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Austin Hatfield, 18, told authorities he was trying to kiss the snake. Family members killed it and brought it to a hospital.
Hatfield, who lives off Seminole Trail in Wimauma, took a liking to the cottonmouth last week, also known as a water moccassin. He kept it as a pet.
“He kisses it right on the head. Right on the mouth. He’s not afraid of death,” said Hatfield’s best friend, Jason Belcher.
Known to be quite a daredevil, Hatfield even kept count of how many times he was able to smooch the snake.
“Alright he’s kissed it 12 times. The 13 wasn’t a lucky one,” Belcher said. “We was sitting in the kitchen and he ran out of the room saying hospital, hospital. Now, now.”
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Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:14 pm to arseinclarse
He's been watching too much Shelby Stanga
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:15 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:15 pm to arseinclarse
Rapist deserved it
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:15 pm to arseinclarse
fricking dumbass
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:16 pm to arseinclarse
What makes Floridians do such stupid things?
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:17 pm to The Mad Fratter
The human race is devolving at a frightening clip.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:17 pm to arseinclarse
what a dumbass
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:17 pm to arseinclarse
Damn Florida get ur shite together
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:17 pm to arseinclarse
No means no.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:17 pm to The Mad Fratter
Florida gon' Florida
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:18 pm to arseinclarse
Sure the hospital loved that. I always thought it was weird that hospitals and medical articles always include DO NOT BRING THE SNAKE TO THE HOSPITAL, but I guess some idiots don't understand the concept of a camera.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:19 pm to arseinclarse
Darwin was right
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:22 pm to arseinclarse
He posts on the SECrant fwiw
I forget his username though
I forget his username though
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:22 pm to arseinclarse
Possible Darwin Award candidate if he doesn't make it.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:23 pm to arseinclarse
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Florida Fish and Wildlife is now investigating because Hatfield didn’t have a permit to have the snake.
Icing on the cake.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:30 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:32 pm to Tunasntigers92
it could be the area i lived in Florida, but i found the Floridians,(those born and raised in FLA) to be bordering on retardation. I was shocked at how stupid they were.
Lived in Satellite Beach for 2 years.
Lived in Satellite Beach for 2 years.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:35 pm to stlslick
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it could be the area i lived in Florida, but i found the Floridians,(those born and raised in FLA) to be bordering on retardation. I was shocked at how stupid they were.
Aint just the natives, the transplants are taking that place to new lows. I'd really like to see a long term case study on Florida. It's become just a mish mash of transplants and rednecks without identifiable characteristics. I feel like this lack of identity (other than utter and complete stupidity) has to be having some impact.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:35 pm to arseinclarse
What a dipshit. That's about the stinkiest snake on the planet.
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