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CNN column: Opinion: The long overdue death of the stick shift car

Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:08 am
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2068 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:08 am
This guy is a douchebag and frick him (My opinion is that his opinion SUCKS). He's also notably sexist against men and I'm ignoring his obvious love of EVs.

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[quote]For old-school connoisseurs of the automobile — usually men — driving means operating a beloved vehicle by touch, with three pedals underfoot and a shift stick at hand.

In Europe, this clientele is responsible for a good deal of the moaning about manual transmission’s demise. And perhaps nowhere is it louder than in Germany, the home of Porsche, BMW, Volkswagen and Mercedes Benz.

He affectionately describes the stick shift’s smooth knob nestled in his palm. (Sigmund Freud would have had no trouble deducing the grounds for this allure.)

Well, Zen or not, the day of manual transmissions is speeding to an end — and this layman is shedding no tears.

It’s not just that I cringe at the grating screech of a botched downshift, that high-pitched sequel worse than fingernails across a chalkboard. The sound upbraids and shames me for having wronged the drivetrain. But this obviously never happens to alpha men, the kind who love their engines and coax them to purr.

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Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57257 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:09 am to
Of course the queer writers at CNN see dicks everywhere.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51247 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:12 am to
Who comes up with this garbage writing?
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20107 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:13 am to
How about instead, we hasten the demise of antagonistic click-bait articles and the desperate-to-be-relevant narcissistic “journalists” who write them.
Posted by razor55red
Member since Sep 2017
251 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:14 am to
This guy is full of shite. Both my wife and sister refuse to drive automatics and have no problem with downshifts. But maybe it's just the "knob in their hands". Believe me, in Germany the manual transmission is alive and well.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39067 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:20 am to
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f course the queer writers at CNN see dicks everywhere


I don't know if a man or woman wrote that, but whoever it is knows what multiple dicks taste like.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18335 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:21 am to
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This guy




Gets zero pussy.
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
7298 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:21 am to
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But for those aficionados who really can’t go without a clutch and gear shifter, Toyota is planning a realistic-feeling fake manual transmission for some EV models.

It serves no purpose whatsoever — save to comfort bruised egos


Ego....WTF. some people like myself just have fun driving manuals.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14942 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:21 am to
Bring it back with hand-cranked windows, manual locks, cloth seats, a radio that’s simply a USB dock + 3.5mm out in a single cab truck for around $15-20K, and I’ll run that truck to 200,000 miles making it very uneconomical to continue production.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22146 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:22 am to
I just bought a 2024 MINI Cooper JCW with a six speed manual. In 2025, no more manual MINIs. I had to get one before they are gone. Kind of a shame that manuals are going away almost entirely. I've always enjoyed driving them. I get it, new automatics are great, they shift faster and better than a stick, blah, blah, blah. That doesn't make them more fun to drive. A stick shift also has the extra benefit of acting as an anti-theft device.
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 8:28 am
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27021 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:22 am to
What a flaming fig, automotive enthusiasts both male and female love manual vehicles.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71341 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:24 am to
The pushback on manuals is so weird to me.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64399 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:25 am to
quote:




quote:

Gets zero pussy.


From the looks of him, I don’t think he’d take any if offered. I’d lay money that he prefers dick.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2779 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:30 am to
Looking for a used Jeep right and will only settle for a stick shift

Dude is a phag or pussy
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 8:31 am
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7463 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:30 am to
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Gets zero pussy.
No shite, that's a guy who loves to hold knobs so much so that he forgets he's driving when one is in his hand.
Posted by HueyLongJr
Mamou
Member since Oct 2007
530 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:33 am to
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Gets zero pussy.


Pretty sure he’s ok with that iykwim.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
1794 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:36 am to
stopped reading at cnN...
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30024 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:39 am to
Glad to see CNN is consistent. They manage to be wrong about everything.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4742 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:39 am to
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usually men — driving means operating a beloved vehicle by touch


I can also debone a deer and skin a catfish with my eyes closed.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7508 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:39 am to
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A stick shift also has the extra benefit of acting as an anti-theft device.


100%. I dated a girl in Nola in the late 2000's, and she lived in that S. Broad/Fountainbleu area. (the edge of the hood, the edge of nice houses type area) Anyway, one night somebody tried to steal her stick shift Honda Civic. We found it a block away on the curb with the door wide open. Stupid kids couldn't drive a stick.
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