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Clowns are no longer just a prank, clown attack in Tulsa

Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:31 am
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:31 am
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The victim told police he was walking his dog near a park in the area of 77th Street and Yale Avenue when a person in clown attire attacked him with an unknown object around 12:30 a.m., Cpl. Ian Adair said.
The man said he punched the clown, causing the assailant to flee. The victim then alerted police, who searched the area using a helicopter but were unable to find the suspect.



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Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26999 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:35 am to
How long before a clown gets shot by a CHL guy?

Hot tip. If pulling the "clown prank" in any form and the target of the prank does not startle much, but takes a step or two back and stands there? Abort said prank!
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:36 am to
Someone's going to shoot a clown. And when they do, I hope it's someone who deserves to get shot and not some stupid kid.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51291 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:36 am to
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unable to find the suspect.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:36 am to
Clown Board
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:37 am to
quote:

The victim told police he was walking his dog near a park in the area of 77th Street and Yale Avenue when a person in clown attire attacked him with an unknown object around 12:30 a.m., Cpl. Ian Adair said. The man said he punched the clown, causing the assailant to flee. The victim then alerted police, who searched the area using a helicopter but were unable to find the suspect.



Maybe? But isn't it also relatively likely the story could be made up? No one found, and that's pretty late at night to be out... clowning around...

Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
4449 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:37 am to
Don't let your dog poop in Ronald McDonalds House front yard
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:37 am to
So weird conspiracy theory I came up with, all of these clowns aren't actually people. They're aliens, and they came to Earth taking the form of clowns bc historically people like clowns and find them pleasing. Aliens have seen our old television transmissions to find this information, but had not seen newer TV where clowns are fricking scary. Now the aliens aren't getting the desired effect, and they're starting to have to force contact with humans
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26999 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:37 am to
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not some stupid kid.




Hope it's not some poor bastard who likes clowns. Or a huge Stephen King or Pennywise fan.
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:38 am to
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unable to find the suspect.




...did they check the sewers....?
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26999 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:40 am to
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did they check the sewers....?


We all float down here.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:40 am to
SOOON!
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:40 am to
quote:

Or a huge Stephen King or Pennywise fan.


Could this be massive viral marketing for the new "It" movie?

On a serious note, a clown come up in my hood, Ima kill it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:43 am to
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The man said he punched the clown



*snicker*


It's funny because it's a euphemism for masturbation.
This post was edited on 10/6/16 at 7:48 am
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32551 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:50 am to
FAKE
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1910 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:55 am to
I would love to go to pound town on a clown
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45150 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:57 am to
Good thing all the clowns trying to make their way into BR are still stuck in traffic
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18770 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:59 am to
I shot two clowns yesterday, just in case.
Posted by ForkEmDemons
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2014
2235 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:00 am to
quote:

So weird conspiracy theory I came up with, all of these clowns aren't actually people. They're aliens, and they came to Earth taking the form of clowns bc historically people like clowns and find them pleasing. Aliens have seen our old television transmissions to find this information, but had not seen newer TV where clowns are fricking scary. Now the aliens aren't getting the desired effect, and they're starting to have to force contact with humans


Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21426 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:01 am to
A sudden appearance of a clown might frighten me for a second, but if the sucker is out for me he is gonna get a fight. I figure if he has to dress up to scare someone, he must not be too bad in person....of course, i might die in the process.
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