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Clowns are no longer just a prank, clown attack in Tulsa
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:31 am
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:31 am
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The victim told police he was walking his dog near a park in the area of 77th Street and Yale Avenue when a person in clown attire attacked him with an unknown object around 12:30 a.m., Cpl. Ian Adair said.
The man said he punched the clown, causing the assailant to flee. The victim then alerted police, who searched the area using a helicopter but were unable to find the suspect.
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Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:35 am to DoUrden
How long before a clown gets shot by a CHL guy?
Hot tip. If pulling the "clown prank" in any form and the target of the prank does not startle much, but takes a step or two back and stands there? Abort said prank!
Hot tip. If pulling the "clown prank" in any form and the target of the prank does not startle much, but takes a step or two back and stands there? Abort said prank!
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:36 am to DoUrden
Someone's going to shoot a clown. And when they do, I hope it's someone who deserves to get shot and not some stupid kid.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:36 am to DoUrden
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unable to find the suspect.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:37 am to DoUrden
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The victim told police he was walking his dog near a park in the area of 77th Street and Yale Avenue when a person in clown attire attacked him with an unknown object around 12:30 a.m., Cpl. Ian Adair said. The man said he punched the clown, causing the assailant to flee. The victim then alerted police, who searched the area using a helicopter but were unable to find the suspect.
Maybe? But isn't it also relatively likely the story could be made up? No one found, and that's pretty late at night to be out... clowning around...
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:37 am to DoUrden
Don't let your dog poop in Ronald McDonalds House front yard
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:37 am to DoUrden
So weird conspiracy theory I came up with, all of these clowns aren't actually people. They're aliens, and they came to Earth taking the form of clowns bc historically people like clowns and find them pleasing. Aliens have seen our old television transmissions to find this information, but had not seen newer TV where clowns are fricking scary. Now the aliens aren't getting the desired effect, and they're starting to have to force contact with humans
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:37 am to KG6
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not some stupid kid.
Hope it's not some poor bastard who likes clowns. Or a huge Stephen King or Pennywise fan.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:38 am to GetCocky11
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unable to find the suspect.
...did they check the sewers....?
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:40 am to TennesseeFan25
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did they check the sewers....?
We all float down here.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:40 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Or a huge Stephen King or Pennywise fan.
Could this be massive viral marketing for the new "It" movie?
On a serious note, a clown come up in my hood, Ima kill it
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:43 am to DoUrden
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The man said he punched the clown
*snicker*
It's funny because it's a euphemism for masturbation.
This post was edited on 10/6/16 at 7:48 am
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:55 am to DoUrden
I would love to go to pound town on a clown
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:57 am to DoUrden
Good thing all the clowns trying to make their way into BR are still stuck in traffic
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:59 am to GCTiger11
I shot two clowns yesterday, just in case.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:00 am to Upperdecker
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So weird conspiracy theory I came up with, all of these clowns aren't actually people. They're aliens, and they came to Earth taking the form of clowns bc historically people like clowns and find them pleasing. Aliens have seen our old television transmissions to find this information, but had not seen newer TV where clowns are fricking scary. Now the aliens aren't getting the desired effect, and they're starting to have to force contact with humans
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:01 am to DoUrden
A sudden appearance of a clown might frighten me for a second, but if the sucker is out for me he is gonna get a fight. I figure if he has to dress up to scare someone, he must not be too bad in person....of course, i might die in the process.
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