re: Click Here If You Want To Read A Cool Story, Bro.

So, ordering a coffee at a drive thru and switching at the window to a sweet tea is the highlight of your day you wanted to share with the world??

You are way too impatient for someone who is only 24.

I disagree. I am way too impatient for someone who isn't important enough to care about their time.

I was hesitant to include the receipt part at first, but I figured despite exposing my prick-ness, it had to be included in order to show how little attention that guy was paying. Or maybe he just can't delegate. I've been watching too much House of Cards. Frank Underwood doesn't tolerate that kind of malarkey, not do I.

Anyone who waits in a chic fil a line is a fat idiot. Going inside is always faster and while you're sitting there waiting on your 12 chicken nuggets with a side of hot coffee you can post a cool story to tigerdroppings. You'll be so relaxed in there you might even use paragraph breaks.

Basically you lack common sense. I'll call him order taker guy, order taker guy didn't drop everything else he was doing the moment that last e in coffee left your lips and grab the coffee pot for you, the idiot, who knows he's being an idiot because something else in your dick swallowing brain made you order food too. This is assuming this guy has anything to do with the coffee making process, he has to listen to your (im imagining super homosexual sounding voice) and deal with the people, gasp, further up in the line than you. Using this crappy crappy story as an example to come to your climax of asking about this generations youth, while being 24, makes you the problem. Swallow your dick.

You're a weird motherfricker. Why don't you drink 4 hour old gas station like a man?

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medium black coffee,

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I wouldn't be going to that chickfila location again because you'll be getting cream in your coffee from now on a-hole

It's like you never even read the part where he said it'll be about five minutes, implying that he, or someone he delegated the task to, would start the coffee as soon as possible to ensure the customer got his order in a timely manner. I am what's wrong with my generation. I am an idiot, and I get impatient. There is no common sense. No one is born with it. You learn certain things from experiences as you grow up, and then expect other people to have the same understanding as you? That sounds idiotic to me. My common sense is the same as some kid who grew up on a farm?