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re: Click Here If You Want To Read A Cool Story, Bro.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:46 pm to NotoriousFSU
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:46 pm to NotoriousFSU
It wasn't that cool of a story, though. CFA was slow with your coffee and gave you a receipt you didn't want. Is this the worst thing that happened today?
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Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:46 pm to NotoriousFSU
quote:
this degenerate, filthy pile of human shite
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:47 pm to Big Floppy TDs
Yeah you sound like a miserable idiot. You acknowledge that it was busy, you know they are making a new pot just for you, common sense would tell me that it might be a slightly longer wait then simply throwing together a new pot of coffee...but what exactly is it that hurt your feelings? He handed you a receipt? Cut off your penis and swallow it.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:48 pm to NotoriousFSU
That wasn't really a story.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:48 pm to rocksteady
quote:
Cut off your penis and swallow it.
I'm gonna use this phrase next chance I get
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:51 pm to biglego
They would have had to start the coffee in order to be slow with my coffee, which they showed no evidence of doing. And no, the worst part of my day up to that point had been watching the cops show up at my neighbor's house in the middle of the day after 4 thuggish individuals broke down her door and beat her 17 year old son's arse.
Eta - maybe that would have made for a cool story.
Eta - maybe that would have made for a cool story.
This post was edited on 3/8/16 at 9:55 pm
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:51 pm to biglego
It kinda just flowed out naturally and seems most fitting here.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:53 pm to Kafka
Not angry, just exaggerating to get you into the action.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:53 pm to NotoriousFSU
Worst story I've read in years. DIAF you TPOS.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:54 pm to Kafka
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:55 pm to Btrtigerfan
quote:
GFYS
If this means Go F Your Self, let me be the first to tell you that yourself is one word, not two.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:56 pm to Red Stick Tigress
quote:speak for your self
yourself is one word, not two
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:56 pm to NotoriousFSU
I hope he farted in your drink.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:04 pm to rocksteady
I'm not a smart man Jennnaaaayyyy. The baby raping piece of doo doo taking my order told me it would take 5 minutes, so I knew I would have to wait. What that white supremacist, child molesting parcel of dog shite didn't tell me is that he never planned on making my coffee and wanted to watch my cool story get down votes on the OT 7 hours later. Again, while the receipt part exposes my shiftiness as a human being, it also shows how much that infant touching portion of K-9 poop of a homosapian wasn't paying attention.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:05 pm to NotoriousFSU
Well ,you're a miserable little turd.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:06 pm to Jake88
Not you too Jake88. Not. You. Too.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:07 pm to NotoriousFSU
I cannot in good conscience certify this as a cool story, nor can I maintain my integrity while at the same time give you the prestigious title of "Bro".
Good day to you, sir.
Oh, and Chic-fil-a coffee tastes like arse.
Good day to you, sir.
Oh, and Chic-fil-a coffee tastes like arse.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:11 pm to NotoriousFSU
24 and drinking coffee? Ouch
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:12 pm to NotoriousFSU
quote:
I'm not a smart man Jennnaaaayyyy. The baby raping piece of doo doo taking my order told me it would take 5 minutes, so I knew I would have to wait. What that white supremacist, child molesting parcel of dog shite didn't tell me is that he never planned on making my coffee and wanted to watch my cool story get down votes on the OT 7 hours later. Again, while the receipt part exposes my shiftiness as a human being, it also shows how much that infant touching portion of K-9 poop of a homosapian wasn't paying attention.
Goddamn you are trying way too hard.
Why don't you just take a little break from posting. Maybe power your computer down for a little while.
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