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re: Classic WOWYHI debate. Marilyn Monroe vs Audrey Hepburn
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:44 am to prostyleoffensetime
Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:44 am to prostyleoffensetime
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Bang Marilyn. Marry Audrey.
This is the correct answer.
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 8:58 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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Classic WOWYHI debate. Marilyn Monroe vs Audrey Hepburn
How is this even debateable?
Hepburn is clearly one of the most beautiful women ever...but does anyone doubt Marylin would have been a FAR better lay?
MM wins this hands down...
Posted on 8/26/14 at 9:08 am to GeauxTigerTM
Exactly. MM would probably do anything you wanted. She would be a freak.
Audrey, you marry.
Audrey, you marry.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 11:07 am to Riseupfromtherubble
If the secks only, MM. Otherwise, AH for a total package. 
Posted on 8/26/14 at 11:14 am to Riseupfromtherubble
"A young bull & his pop are relaxing on a hill overlooking some cows grazing below..." 
Posted on 8/26/14 at 11:36 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Marilyn Monroe, I like blondes with curves, and big boobs. Audrey Hepburn probably had a better face, but I'm not into stick figured women.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 11:37 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Marilyn. And its not even close.....
Posted on 8/26/14 at 11:46 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Marilyn got them curves though baw!
Posted on 8/26/14 at 11:52 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Neither - They both had very hairy vaginas and I bet they both had hairy nipples on on their tits
Posted on 8/26/14 at 11:54 am to BigPapi21
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Neither
Not to mention neither did crossfit or had six-pack abs or 8% body fat like a real woman should.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 12:24 pm to ZacAttack
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Marilyn Monroe, I like blondes with curves, and big boobs. Audrey Hepburn probably had a better face, but I'm not into stick figured women.
First of all - their heydays were all during the infancy of plastic surgery, but Marilyn appears to have had at least some (maybe more than a little). I like her curves and onscreen persona.
Audrey, on the other hand, appears to have had no cosmetic procedures during her life, despite thinking she had a big nose. In any event, the very image of "sticklike" or waifish, in a cruel irony to many others, Audrey tried in vain to gain weight. She was developmentally stunted because the Nazis tried to starve them to death. This malnourishment may have contributed to her early demise from pancreatic cancer (certainly didn't help).
Therefore, despite liking women with a little more curves than AH - I give her a pass on being skinny. And she was blessed with wonderful symmetry and bone structure of the face.
This post was edited on 8/26/14 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 8/26/14 at 12:24 pm to BigPapi21
quote:wtf?hopefully this isn't from experience man.
I bet they both had hairy nipples on on their tits
Jayne Mansfield looked better than both MM or AH.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 12:34 pm to bigrob385series
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Jayne Mansfield looked better than both MM or AH.
Much more artificial than either, IMHO. She took some great pictures and had great boobs, no question. She also wasn't 1/4 the actress of either MM or AH.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 12:43 pm to Ace Midnight
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She also wasn't 1/4 the actress of either MM or AH.
well if we are talking acting ability,i guess hepburn gets the nod.....mansfield also managed to have 2-3 kids and still look smoking.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 12:46 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Audrey all day and night.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 12:57 pm to Homesick Tiger
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Bang Marilyn. Marry Audrey.
how is this not everybody's answer?
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:51 pm to hondurantiger
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how is this not everybody's answer?
No clue.
The question isn't who was prettier, or more beautiful. As the saying goes, eager beats pretty.
Audrey may very well have been wild...but what are the odds she was anywhere near as wild as you'd expect Marylin to have been?
That's also to say that not every girl next door type that's beautiful would also be prudish or less fun. Take a girl like Natalie Wood...
Absolutely gorgeous...but check out her eyes. Compare them to Audrey and get back to me about which one would likely be more fun. Grace Kelly is in the same boat as Audrey. Nearly perfect...but does not at all give the impression she'd have been that much fun.
Compare to Ann-Margaret. Also beautiful, but not in the same classic model way either Grace Kelly or Audrey were...but look at her eyes! Wow...
Ann-Margaret Bye Bye Birdie Intro
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:53 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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Ann-Margaret
Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:03 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Audrey has the most beautiful face by a large margin but Marilyn has a better body by an equally large margin.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:22 pm to Btrtigerfan
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To this day, she remains the only confirmed OT 10.
Whaaat? I like the way Audrey looks, but she wasn't perfect. Grace Kelly was perfect. You may prefer Audrey for personal reasons, but it is widely agreed that Grace Kelly is the best looking actress in world history. People who specialize in these things literally use the word "perfection".
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