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re: Chinese Panda Breaks Own Sex Record (NSFW Pics)

Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:18 pm to
BPC
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:19 pm to
That is absolute pandamonium.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27232 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:22 pm to
Nobody try to tell that panda that humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:22 pm to
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That is absolute pandamonium.

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out.

The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, “What do you want?” The bartender replies, “First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.”

The panda bear turns around and says, “Hey! I’m a Panda. Look it up!” The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: “Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it’s stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
Posted by Forkz
Member since Jan 2013
217 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:23 pm to
Punctuation joke!

I like that book
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22031 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:23 pm to
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quote:

That is absolute pandamonium.


I can't bear the thought of people taking such intimate pictures of me and my partner.
Posted by Mr. Blutarski
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Oct 2012
1761 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:23 pm to
This bear ls a smilin' sumbitch. I have laughed at this thread way more than I should have.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134874 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108912 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:30 pm to
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This bear ls a smilin' sumbitch. I have laughed at this thread way more than I should have.



Yeah same here, maybe I'm just immature, but this is the most I've laughed in a thread for a while.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:32 pm to
I feel like the nation of China is entirely too proud of this

Kinda like when Russians post pics of Putin putting a wolverine in a rear naked choke hold
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:45 pm to
Panda meth will do that
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47653 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:46 pm to
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Since panda sex usually lasts about 1 minute and 20 seconds, researchers at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Center nicknamed Lu Lu, "Enduring Brother."


He's half white. Why are they saying he's a "brother".
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54659 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:50 pm to
The ole iPanda cam catching all the panda loving making in action



I could hear the iPanda producer zoom in here comes the money shot
This post was edited on 4/9/15 at 4:52 pm
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:50 pm to
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I know that face


not sure why but u let out a legit lol in the office.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6047 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:52 pm to
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65046 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:53 pm to
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Since panda sex usually lasts about 1 minute and 20 seconds,


These frickers last longer than I do. Major props Panda
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7359 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:54 pm to
This is freaking hilarious
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:55 pm to
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I could hear the iPanda producer zoom in here comes the money shot


I hope there wasn't one for the sake of their species.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 4:55 pm to
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These frickers last longer than I do.
You're painting with a broad brush there. Not all pandas are frickers.
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