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re: Cheating marathoner busted by high-res picture of her Garmin fitness tracker

Posted on 2/27/17 at 9:11 am to
Posted by reggo75
Iowa, LA
Member since Jan 2016
1433 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Wait...the bitch cheated and came in second?


ROFL... That's what I'm thinking...
I guess she didn't want it to look "too good"

ON ANOTHER NOTE: Is that a ballsack on top of the trophy??
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Wait...the bitch cheated and came in second?


The motivation for cheating supposedly was to qualify/improve her time for some NYC running club etc

Didn't sound like "winning" mattered but just making the right time
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16397 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:10 am to
She does, but hers will have the 13.1 scratched out and replaced by 11.65
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:12 am to
So how did she cheat?

Ride a bike somehow without being noticed? Cut the course and rested at the same time?

Posted by seeinspots
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1101 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:14 am to
I used to race bikes for fun. But, I saw risks people would take just to be the first one back to their cars at afternoon training rides. Screw that. And, yes, tris are weird.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:10 am to
There is no doubt triathlon people are a different breed. They care more about equipment that can save you 2 watts, or their Garmin file than anyone else. Half the time, I hope they are wrong, because they can be real a-holes to people without any actual proof.

But sadly, they are right a lot of the time. It's like when the OT goes on a stolen car hunt in the BR area. It's amazing what people come up with.
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:11 am to
quote:

So how did she cheat?


There was something like a 1.5 mile out and back that she skipped

Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31131 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Maybe she has a long stride.


Help me understand how someone with a long stride runs a shorter distance than someone with a short stride.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:17 am to
I don't think he understands that it's a GPS watch, not one of those foot pods that counts steps.

Better argument is that she could have forgotten to start her watch until 2 miles in. I have no clue how people think they can cut minutes off their times without people seeing
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28898 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:22 am to
quote:

There was something like a 1.5 mile out and back that she skipped



one time in Cross Country, i had scouted the entire course, and they forgot to take down the markers for the women's race so the guys were only running a 2 mile course. i apparently was one of the only ones to figure this out so i sprinted like hell to finish top 10 which never happens. i was usually 4th or 5th on my team and finished outside of the top 50 or so most races.

didn't feel bad.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:28 am to
quote:

If monetary awards are not involved and the marathon is just purely for fun and competition, why would anyone waste time and money "investigating" a glorified track race?


Posted by CockyTime
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
3150 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:43 am to
Posted by vistajay
Member since Oct 2012
2499 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:44 am to
To make it worse, she went out the afternoon after the marathon and biked the course with her GPS in an attempt to create a false record to prove she had run the entire course. She only admitted cheating after this internet investigator posted the pic of her running watch time from just after the race.
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:49 am to
Is it possible the watch could have had a mishap or she forgot to activate it? Given the number of people, chip timers for the runners, and barricades, I would assume that it is pretty had to cheat on a marathon.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:53 am to
Running miles is a dumb sport anyway
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62792 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Running miles is a dumb sport anyway


Says the guy who gets winded walking to the curb checking his mail box.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28898 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

it possible the watch could have had a mishap or she forgot to activate it?


she admitted to the cheating. so probably not.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17025 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 12:17 pm to
I read cheating marathoner in the title and thought the thread was going to be about someone's wife getting gang banged. I have come to realize how cynical I've become.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2100 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 12:24 pm to
She's a contributor to the Huffington Post. Why would anyone expect her to be honest?
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27098 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

If monetary awards are not involved and the marathon is just purely for fun and competition, why would anyone waste time and money "investigating" a glorified track race?




Story I heard is that the time allowed her to be part of an elite running club or something like that. Not sure of the validity of it.
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