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re: Care to change your bobcat answer?
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:16 pm to TSLG
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:16 pm to TSLG
I took a lot of shite in that thread. Obviously, there are some serious badasses around here. I still say it's 50/50 on a housecat, too. A cat will jack you up so bad and so fast, all you would want is as far away as you could get.
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:17 pm to troyt37
Wait, you said a house cat could kill a human?
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:17 pm to bamafan1001
Its not going to tire. Its going to kick like a mule with clawed feet, or scratch your eyes out.
You need to watch a cat fight and then multiply by 5.
You need to watch a cat fight and then multiply by 5.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:21 pm to TheOcean
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That cat would either kill you
Maybe you are just a nancy. Im almost 200 lbs, im not getting killed by a <40 lb cat. Maybe you are just a gigantic pussy so I cant relate. If im in a cage and me or it has to die, I may get messed up pretty bad but I certainly am not gonna let it kill me.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:21 pm to TSLG
I want to wrestle with it
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:21 pm to bamafan1001
That cat is so much quicker than you and would shred you. You’re only chance is to get behind it and choke it out and good luck getting behind it.
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:22 pm to bamafan1001
You would be crying like a little girl once that bobcat digs it's claws into you for the first time...even with adrenaline pumping like crazy
You seriously underestimate how powerful and fast these animals are.
You seriously underestimate how powerful and fast these animals are.
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:23 pm to Tunasntigers92
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Wait, you said a house cat could kill a human?
No, I said I doubt a human could kill a housecat with their bare hands. I think you'd have to catch them by surprise and break their neck/crush their head with a blow. I don't think there is a man alive willing to grab up an unfriendly tomcat and try killing it.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:23 pm to CelticDog
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Its going to kick like a mule with clawed feet,
No, physics suggests otherwise. A <40 lb cat physically cannot kick like a mule.
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Its not going to tire.
Everything tires
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:26 pm to bamafan1001
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Everything tires
Including you, and almost assuredly faster than said bobcat.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:28 pm to troyt37
I know a bobcat could kill me, but I'm fairly certain I could off a housecat
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:29 pm to bamafan1001
That bobcat would bleed you out and use your puddle as a litter box.
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:31 pm to TheOcean
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You seriously underestimate how powerful and fast these animals are.
Nope, I dont. A cat is out of its element in a cage fight. They are not brawlers, they sneak attack their prey.
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You would be crying like a little girl once that bobcat digs it's claws into you for the first time
No once it digs its claws in, its a dead cat. Its only advantage is staying away from me. Once I grab an animal that is less than 40 lbs its game over.
Will it bite off a finger or open some huge gashes...yeah probably
Will it kill me in a cage fight were either I or it must die...nope
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:32 pm to bamafan1001
You'd be in trouble if it scratched your eyes out though. You'd probably be screwed.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:32 pm to 632627
Bunch of pussies in this thread that are convinced an oversized housecat would kill them in a cage fight. I knew LSU fans were pussies but geez
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:34 pm to bamafan1001
In all reality, the cat would immediately go for your eyes or scrotum.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:34 pm to bamafan1001
You act like a cornered bobcat in a cage would be easy to take down 
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:35 pm to bamafan1001
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You can do some damage to a <40 lb cat with a kick.
Tom Dempsey’s kick couldn’t phase an angry male bobcat. I’d love to see you attempt this.
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:37 pm to bamafan1001
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:39 pm to bamafan1001
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Bunch of pussies in this thread that are convinced an oversized housecat would kill them in a cage fight. I knew LSU fans were pussies but geez
You would have him on that doublewide wall like this huh?
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