re: Came Home To Front Door Open

Alright here's my CSB:

Freshman year, I was living in an off campus apartment with some friends. During Mardi gras all of my roommates went on a ski trip to steamboat or Vail, I don't remember which, its been over 10 years ago. I couldn't go cause I couldn't afford it. Anyways, the second morning they were gone I come out of my bedroom, which opens up to the living room, I am shocked to see my roommates girlfriend sitting on our couch eating a pop tart . Freaked me the frick out, I thought I had the whole apartment to myself, I mean I'm standing there in my boxers sporting morning wood. I step back in to my room, throw some more clothes on then come back out. I ask her what's up, what are you doing here? she says that she slept here last night, and let herself in with her key . This really doesn't seem like a big deal, but my roommate never told any of us that he had given her a key. but that's not the worst of it, she said she had slept there last night, when the hell did she get there? I came home after going out, and since I "had the apartment to myself", pop in some porn for a marathon session, I'm talking volume turned up sitting on top of the bed, no inhibitions. Did she hear all of that? She had to have, our walls were paper thin. I don't even know for sure, we never talked about it, but I was embarrassed as hell.

From that night forward, I always check the whole house when I think I'm alone, even to this day, and I always assume someone I don't know has a key.

Needless to say, later that summer when we were all at the pool, her top popped off in the pool and I got a full shot of the goods, The universe has a way of leveling things out, so in my mind we are even.

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I wanna break into people's homes and just move random stuff around to mess with them.

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Hilarious