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re: Brushing your teeth in the work bathroom

Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:38 am to
Posted by TigerWise
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:38 am to
I keep a tooth brush in my glove box
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:41 am to
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My cubical is right next to the women's restroom. Every morning and every day after lunch, this woman goes into the bathroom with a flattening iron and a case of makeup, spends about 30 minutes, and comes walking out looking like she is preparing for a Zoolander fashion show.

Now that in my opinion is more weird.


She is having an "emotional affair" with someone in your office. She's dolling herself up for her "office husband".
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:44 am to
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Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:45 am to
I carry those little disposable tooth brushes and usually walk around brushing when I feel the need. I've brushed my teeth while shitting or around people shitting. Never thought about it.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:50 am to
brush my teeth?

I shave my balls at work. Otherwise, at home, I'd have to clean it all up, instead of the custodians at the office.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:05 pm to
I'll brush my teeth wherever there's a sink. Hell I've brushed them with seawater offshore and rinsed it out with beer after.

I also enjoy my morning coffee on the shitter regularly, so it doesn't phase me.





I bet a lot of you pussies don't even tongue dart your ol lady's fart box either, do you
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8368 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:06 pm to
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I also enjoy my morning coffee on the shitter regularly, so it doesn't phase me.


Manliness approved right there.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16626 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:07 pm to
Depends on the culprits on the shitter. I have a pretty bad gag reflex and the thought of brushing my teeth while not breathing out of my nose..not for me.
Posted by Duckie
Tippy Toe, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2010
24314 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:09 pm to
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Any of you OTers public bathroom teeth brushers?


yes. I like fresh breath. Especially if I have clients coming in.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 12:11 pm
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19681 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:10 pm to
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I dont see how you can brush your teeth with guys blowing mud 15 feet away.


Never had to use communal bathrooms?
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37133 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:11 pm to
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I also enjoy my morning coffee on the shitter regularly, so it doesn't phase me.

I don't have a problem with this, as long as it's my bathroom. It just hit me today because there was a guy brushing teeth and some dude was basically giving birth to a mudslide loudly. I can handle my own shite. Some old man I don't really know spewing last nights pinto beans and Metamucil? No thanks.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:15 pm to
It's not all that different. Just a mental thing.

IDGAF. Sometimes I drink my preworkout while on the shitter in the gym locker room with other dudes shitting next to me. At least once a week.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:36 pm to
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office trashcan.


this. Little water, brush and tooht paste and I'm fine. Couldn't brush my teeth in an office bathroom. Just do it at my desk and spit in the trashcan. no different than all you nasty frickers who dip.

brushing your teeth in the office kitchen sink would be grounds for termination IMO.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79128 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:36 pm to
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Cleaning your teeth is disgusting?



In a common area it is, to me. Similar to how someone cutting their toenails or cleaning their ears out in the living room would be gross to me.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:37 pm to
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In a common area it is, to me. Similar to how someone cutting their toenails or cleaning their ears out in the living room would be gross to me.


you'd never make it in my house
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:40 pm to
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brushing your teeth in the office kitchen sink would be grounds for termination IMO.


What????
It's already nastier than the bathroom sinks, I don't understand
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:41 pm to
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Similar to how someone cutting their toenails or cleaning their ears out in the living room would be gross to me.

The toenails are already in the living room on the person's toes, what's different if they trim part off there?
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20772 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:44 pm to
There are a ton of poo particles floating around in the air in a restroom with multiple dudes crapping and farting every couple minutes. Do you really want to put a wet toothbrush in your mouth with that in the air? Gross.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79128 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:46 pm to
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The toenails are already in the living room on the person's toes, what's different if they trim part off there?



I mean, someone's crap is already in the living room too, but I don't let them take dumps in there.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:47 pm to
There's no pathogens floating in the air to the sink from a dude shitting 10 feet away, you're safe.
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