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Bro Etiquette: Proper Umbrella Protocol
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:06 pm
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This post was edited on 3/11/21 at 9:21 pm
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:06 pm to ChatRabbit77
Need more info:
Was it a golf umbrella?
Was it a golf umbrella?
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:07 pm to ChatRabbit77
It's only gay if you want it to be.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:07 pm to ChatRabbit77
Omgaw sooooo not gay lol
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:07 pm to ChatRabbit77
Yes, but only because you used the word "fastidious"
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:07 pm to ChatRabbit77
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ChatRabbit77
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Me and my bro were eating at Omi. It started to rain, luckily my fastidious friend brought an umbrella. On the way out of the restaurant there was a torrential downpour. We shared an umbrella. Do I have the ghey?
OP will probably be downloading Grindr by 4:00pm today.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:08 pm to ChatRabbit77
Real men don't use an umbrella, so either way you're gay...
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:08 pm to ChatRabbit77
Did your hands slightly touch as y'all both reached for the umbrella handle and y'all then gazed into each others eyes for a brief second, but quickly looked away because y'all knew your lust for one another would be frowned upon by your families?
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:08 pm to ruzil
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Was it a golf umbrella?
Not a golf umbrella.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:08 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
I hope y'all know "umbrella" is code for "condom".
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:09 pm to ChatRabbit77
An umbrella can also be used as a dildo
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:09 pm to ChatRabbit77
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quote:
Was it a golf umbrella?
Not a golf umbrella.
Ouch, could it have been used for any other purpose?
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:10 pm to SabiDojo
What's "fastidious" code for?
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:10 pm to biglego
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An umbrella can also be used as a dildo
What if it opens?
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:12 pm to LucasP
Not sure. I haven't been gay in a long time. I'm not caught up on all the new lingo.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:12 pm to LucasP
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What's "fastidious" code for?
If you have to ask, you'll never know
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:13 pm to LucasP
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What's "fastidious" code for?
Cat lover, what else.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:13 pm to ChatRabbit77
Did you hug him like a koala hugging a tree while y'all were walking?
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:15 pm to SabiDojo
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I haven't been gay in a long time
Kinda makes me wanna start a spinoff thread "how old were you when you had your last gay experience?".
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:15 pm to toosleaux
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Did you hug him like a koala hugging a tree while y'all were walking?
Does it matter? It was just a walking bro hug...
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