Bringing liquor on cruise

I put rum in 4-5 water bottles and put my water bottles and all of my toiletries in my carry-on bag and walk right on.

I have never got busted doing it that way, but I have got busted several times trying to put it in my checked bag.

Our friends got a little elaborate. They put vodka in a wine bottle, put red food coloring in it, and put a sleeve on it and resealed it. It worked, but you probably don't have to go that far.

They usually let you bring a bottle of wine on and a dozen water bottles. The trick is, if its open they'll snag it on you so you need to make it look like its sealed.

People like the OP is why I'll never go on a cruise.

Put it in smal Sprite bottles.put the Sprite bottles in the back pockets of the pants you're packing. Wrap in in a tight circle. Put it in the bottom of the suitcase. Make it really hard to get to.

Love these threads

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Trashy bitch, just buy your booze.

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Yea because paying $12 each for weak arse drinks and essentially doubling or tripling the cost of your cruise because of overpriced drinks is so alpha. Their BYOB nazi policy, overpriced and weak drinks, lame arse shows, shitty food, mediocre service and the risk of contracting a virus that will allow you to shite through a screen door are some of the many reasons I haven't cruised in years and don't plan to in the near future. I get that you can have fun anywhere and it's all about the experience, I get that, but the drink thing is bullshite. Sorry but they need to revamp the whole experience IMHO.

Don't be a cheap arse and buy your drinks on board. $50 a day for 15 for drinks isn't shite.

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but now notice they forbid opened mouthwash bottles.

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No they don't we went on a cruise in December and each person had a bottle of mouthwash in our check-in bags.

Fill the mouthwash 3/4 way full to make it look like it's been used and splash 2 drops of green dye in. The end.