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re: Billionaire Jeff Bezos engaged to Lauren Sanchez after nearly 5 years together

Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by Tigah Jr
The Stick
Member since Oct 2011
846 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:41 pm to
She must suck a mean Dick.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31255 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:47 pm to
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The pair are currently in the South of France for the Cannes Film Festival, where they have been hitting the star-studded party circuit while staying on his $500 million yacht with a mermaid resembling Sanchez adorning the prow.


The carbon from his footprint doesn't matter. And I'm sure he flew there coach.
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3152 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:57 pm to


quote:

I don’t understand why women do this crap to their lips


Me, either, but can you just IMAGINE the sucking power of those lips? Gaw-dang golf ball through a garden hose.

Sheeeeeite….
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123675 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 5:01 pm to
Money can’t buy taste
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2912 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 5:05 pm to
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Me, either, but can you just IMAGINE the sucking power of those lips? Gaw-dang golf ball through a garden hose.


That’s not how that works.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8698 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 5:08 pm to
He has chosen to go where many, many men have gone before.

Didn't her early history include an athlete in NOLA?
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:14 pm to
A few weeks ago on his new yacht:
Posted by Tony Rocky Horror
Member since May 2023
312 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:14 pm to
There are some men you just can't reach.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29663 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:22 pm to
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Why would you marry anyone if you were him? What is the upside? The downside is huge.

No shite.

I’d never get married again and I’d be dating women a hell of a lot younger than her.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10904 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:24 pm to
Barbells are her style
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10904 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:26 pm to
Dude is a nerd, allbeit a very rich roided up nerd now

In his mind, he feels lucky to have her
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12942 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:33 pm to
I don’t find her attractive at all. MacKenzie was cuter than this plastic sex doll.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
20439 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:38 pm to
lol Joker mouth

you can tell idiots like him never got laid in their younger years.
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22937 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:44 pm to
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Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48860 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:27 pm to
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Big ole jugs and wanted it in the Hershey highway.


You are either 12 or 60.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:38 pm to
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You are either 12 or 60.



Peej’s age?
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36460 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:38 pm to
Absolutely would hit. Crazy to marry her though.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5141 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:40 pm to
She's got kids, twice divorced I think - makes no sense.
Posted by latech15
Member since Aug 2015
1174 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:46 pm to
Once a nerd always a nerd. He simply doesn’t know how to talk to women. I guarantee you he has stood in front of a mirror and said to himself, “I’m the richest man in the world, why cant I get better pussy than this”.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20508 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:50 pm to
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makes no sense.


He got snagged up quick by a slut that knew how to keep him very happy. He likely didn’t have much romance in his previous marriage of 25 years between growing the business and raising a family and things getting stale.

Not very smart on his part but a tale as old as time.
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