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re: Billionaire Jeff Bezos engaged to Lauren Sanchez after nearly 5 years together

Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:30 pm to
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78030 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:30 pm to
Bet that is going to be one hell of a pre-nup
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203178 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:30 pm to
It was my 1st wife’s cousin. And at the time she was as hot as this chick. Big ole jugs and wanted it in the Hershey highway.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103133 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:31 pm to
PJ you are a legend! How did you smooth that out with the wife?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167390 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

It was my 1st wife’s cousin. And at the time she was as hot as this chick


Was she as hot as this chick or was that before you got sober and had 24/7 beer goggles on?
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26860 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

His last divorce cost him $40 billion or so


His divorce cost him zero. It actually made him money. His wife started the company with him. She owned 50 percent of their assets, including Amazon stock, but settled for less.

The idea that, post divorce, she BECAME the richest woman in the world was ludicrous to begin with. Her net worth decreased that day, but later sky-rocketed as Amazon stock saw rapid growth.

Posted by shipshoal
In the 404
Member since Nov 2005
790 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:37 pm to
Anthony Miller - NFL
Tony Gonzales - NFL
Derek Fischer - Lakers

Yup

Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203178 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:40 pm to
She was as hot as this chick. A total freak. What we did was like a porn short. She did EVERYTHING. And told me to finish wherever I wanted. So I did.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203178 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:40 pm to
It was before we were married. But she never found out.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39492 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:41 pm to
And she stops sucking cock in 10,9,8…
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103133 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:41 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 2:42 pm
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14985 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:48 pm to
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she must have some magic pussy.
she has that voodoo-poonanny
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2311 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:51 pm to
The women doing the lip injections are probably being told that that won't happen to them.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10213 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4929 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:56 pm to
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I dont understand why women do this crap to their lips



To form a better suction for eating arse or giving head jobs...
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33625 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

2,1
I mean if im guaranteed half of his shite after...


wait,



no
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 2:58 pm
Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
5020 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:08 pm to
She Has Trump Jr girlfriend large mouth bass look
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33132 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:22 pm to


Are those coke flakes?
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24048 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:34 pm to
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I dont understand why women do this crap to their lips


Neither do I, but it seems like it was a good investment for her.
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2218 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:41 pm to
Other than the ex-wife's yellow teeth, she was so much better looking.

Someone tell him that he's supposed to get a prettier one not an uglier one.

Also, if I was him, why get married? I would have 2 or 3 girlfriends at the same time and would tell every single one of them about the other. Take it or leave it.
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 3:45 pm
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2218 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:51 pm to
The way that woman is holding his arm that way is a sign of possessiveness and insecurity. And he looks pretty annoyed in the picture. I'd give him a couple of years until he gets tired of her shite and finds the next one.
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