re: Biker Shootout at the Twin Peaks in Waco, TX

Told ya. Everybody gonna get sued. What a freeking mess.

"Twin Peaks Files $100,000 Lawsuit Against Waco Location
Posted: May 29, 2015 4:16 AM CDT
Updated: May 29, 2015 4:16 AM CDT

By Ashley Allen

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"WACO — The Dallas-based Twin Peaks franchisor has filed a lawsuit to revoke the franchise agreement of the Waco restaurant location, nearly two weeks after a deadly shootout took place there.

That lawsuit, filed May 27, seeks $100,000 in relief as well as "non-monetary relief." That number was determined May 20, prior to discovery, and the franchisor reserves the right to seek "appropriate" monetary relief after discovery, the lawsuit states.

The documents states that three days prior to the incident, the Waco franchisee agreed in a telephone call with the Twin Peaks franchisor to verify and enforce certain priorities of the Twin Peaks national office, including "implementing proper security measures to ensure the safety of the Waco restaurant's guests and team members during the event."

The lawsuit also claims that the Waco location's management asked or directed Waco law enforcement to leave the premises immediately prior to the event.

In the request to terminate the franchise agreement, the lawsuit states: "The termination highlights Twin Peaks National's continuing commitment to providing a safe and friendly environment for our guests. Twin Peaks will always be grateful to the officers who risked their lives in Waco to protect the public."

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GrammarKnotsi

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You're getting your stereotypes confused. I'm biker tash. We're known for a lot of things but being "like that" is not one of them. You Navy guys though....

It's not gay if it's underway

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A US Navy sailor just out for a morning stroll.
WASHINGTON, DC — Following a Pentagon study into homosexual acts committed by sexually-deprived soldiers on deployment, the Navy is quietly rescinding a century-old order commonly paraphrased as “It’s not gay if it’s underway,” sources confirmed today.

The results of the study were met with outrage, particularly from the Chief’s Mess, which prides itself as a bastion of naval heritage.

“Those daggone suits in Washington just had to go and royally screw a fine Navy tradition,” said Chief John Phillips. “I bet not one of them could even tell you where the term ‘salty’ originated.”

Despite the controversy among sailors hoping to maintain tradition, Pentagon researchers have pushed back.

“Our research yielded astonishing results,” said Dr. Justin Butts. “Namely, that a homosexual act consummated in a fan room is exactly the same as one performed ashore in the continental United States.”

Studies conducted on forward-deployed surface vessels revealed a significant spike in sodomy on “beer days,” which are awarded to crews that have gone in excess of 45 days without a port of call. Linguists now speculate that the origin of the pejorative “two-beer queer” can be traced back to beer days and resultant homosexual activity.

“Listen, I’m totally straight,” asserted one sailor speaking on condition of anonymity in mid-thrust. “This is my fourth deployment. You think I haven’t tried to plow any of the chicks around here? They’re all goddamn lesbians. I’m just trying to satisfy my masculine needs.”

“Plus, we recycle our water underway,” chimed in the unidentified bottom. “Every guy on the ship is drinking someone’s shower babies anyway.”

The study also lent credence to the urban myth that submarines “deploy with a hundred men and return with fifty couples.”

“The things we do for our country,” said Seaman Michael Jones while observing a king-of-the-ring mud-wrestling match, unfolding somewhere in the depths of the Pacific. “This isn’t gay at all.”

Officials endorsed the slogan, “86 the 69,” to educate sailors about the change.

At press time, the Navy was last seen desperately trying to redeem its image with overt acts of machismo, releasing three more films about Navy SEALs, including a documentary that follows SEAL Team members as they conduct a raid on a literary agent for their next book about Hell Week.

Meanwhile, think tanks were embroiled in a heated debate over alternative homosexual disclaimers, including: “It’s Straight As Long As It’s a Shipmate,” “It’s Only Queer By the Pier,” “Loose Hips Float Ships,” and “frick It – Who Are We Kidding, Anyway?”

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(I know that's satire, but you've got to admit that's pretty damn funny.)

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Why don't you join one of the two? Too preppy?

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Nah I have problems with authority and I prefer my independence.

Let's see I ride and my hair is, well how long is it when it's cut with clippers and no guard, shorter than yours I bet.

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cut with clippers and no guard, shorter than yours I bet.


I use a two...I would prefer it a little shorter, but my wife prefers a guard...

NOTE: I didn't say 100% are trash

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Note: just meeting absurdity with absurdity

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. How do yall do those emoticons on a phone? Thanks.

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:emoticonname: ie : lol : without the spaces gets you this

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Like your new ride

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Thanks. She rides just as smooth as warm butter.

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Put some fishtails on her so she'll cackle

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She's got Rinehart exhaust on her now. She's also got a Harley racing tuner as well. She sounds like a freaking P-47 Thunderbolt and can fly like one as well.

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Not that I'm going to be running down the road like a bat out of hell though.

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Nice, my buddy has some Rineharts on his older Road King and they do sound good

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Yeah that's one of the first things I noticed about this bike when i first went to check it out this weekend. It's sound is awesome.

What amazes me the most about the bike other than the sound and power though is how light it handles. It looks like a big heavy tank but it handles so freaking smooth. And the sound system is great as well. When you hit a good stretch of highway you can just turn on that cruise control, sit back, listen to your tunes and enjoy the ride.