re: Big fat girls with pretty faces

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Probably 5'6" 250

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Well since you're a fan of hitting women, I wouldn't recommend hitting this one. She'd probably whip your arse.

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What's the downside to banging a big fat girl with a pretty face?

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1. Trying to find a good excuse to tell your friends when they inevitably find out (because they will find out)
2. Keeping your balance while you're playing human see-saw on top of her and not being able to reach the bed to prop yourself up (ya know, because she's super fat)
3. Getting a good nights sleep with Babe the Blue Ox laying next to you sawing lumber (not that you'll be able to sleep, since you'll be busy evaluating your life choices that led you to that point)
4. Getting the sound of all of the fat slapping out of your head (it's like Toto's "Africa", it never just goes away)

My fighting weight is 230 and below. Having said that, WRDN4.


Eta: the best you'll never get is the one you never had.

And, while I didn't go for trophy whales, I had more than a few line tuggers in my day. And not once did I ever come across one who smelled like anything but literal candy between the thighs and cheeks.

Does she have big tits or a big arse....or is she just big? This matters.

Damn, who is that? I'd propose to her upon first acquaintance!

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Does she have big tits or a big arse....or is she just big? This matters.

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This^^ I legit feel bad for big girls that are flat chested. Like you don't even have the one perk of being fat. It's like a black dude, or white 6'6"+, with a small dong.

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shite idk man thats a whole lotta woman. That face better be amazing

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It's pretty. She doesn't have the huge head you usually find on big fat girls.



She looks kind of like Jessica Chastain. Face obviously isn't as thin (obviously). I'd say she has the face size of a chick who goes about 180. Like still pretty chunked up but not morbidly so. Like if Jessica Chastain said frick it and put on about 50 pounds. (this is just the face)

The body is obviously a different story. Like if Jessica Chastain really said frick it and put on 120 pounds. Like 2 Jessicas put together + a little extra.

I was in a meeting a couple months ago and there was this pretty hot girl kinda heading up the meeting. I got in about a minute late and she was seated and speaking. I kept thinking, "I wonder where she works and how long has she been here?" Weird that I had never spotted her before. Then when she got up, I swear she was so wide that her hips lifted the chair a little when she stood up. But from her waist up, she was a very normal size, and had some real nice tits.