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best Yo' momma or your mom jokes...
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:34 pm
what is the best you got?
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Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:37 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma so fat her birthday is May 1,2,3,4, AND 5
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch it goes like this... Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto
The only differen between yo momma and a 747 is not everyone has ridden on a 747.
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch it goes like this... Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto
The only differen between yo momma and a 747 is not everyone has ridden on a 747.
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:37 pm to fumanchu2
I forget the name of the comedian but the punch line was
Your mamas so nasty, she suck yo daddy's dick before she kiss you goodnight
Your mamas so nasty, she suck yo daddy's dick before she kiss you goodnight
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:39 pm to fumanchu2
Yo mom so poor the only running water in her house is the drool from her chin.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:41 pm to fumanchu2
Yo'momma so fat her blood type is gravy.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:41 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma so old she still finds these jokes funny
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:42 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into the bank, they turn OFF the cameras.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:44 pm to fumanchu2
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Your mom can't take a joke.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:44 pm to fumanchu2
what a horrible show
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:45 pm to NYCAuburn
Yo momma so nasty, they call her the "carpenters delight", flat as a board and easy to nail.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:45 pm to DonChowder
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What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
wow. I just said "Damn!" outloud...
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:47 pm to fumanchu2
The best Yo momma joke I ever heard was on "Last Comic Standing" when Gods Pottery was on there. They had all of the remaining comics get into a boxing ring and tell "Yo Momma" jokes. Gods Pottery were the 2 guys who were "Christians" and always had the goofy smiles. They twisted it backwards and did "Yo Momma is so awesome" jokes and they killed. Funny guys. They've got a book out, called "What Would God's Pottery Do?" and it's hilarious.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:50 pm to fumanchu2
Billy Hoyle: I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:50 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma is so fat, her belt size is "equator"
Yo momma is so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey
Yo momma is so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:56 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma so black, she went to night school and they marked here 'absent'.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:02 pm to BayouBlitz
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Yo momma so black, she went to night school and they marked here 'absent
Oh lawd!!
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:03 pm to BayouBlitz
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Yo momma so black
DAS RASIS!
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:03 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma is so fat, the bitch jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo momma is so fat I had to punch her in the stomach and ride the third wave up just to kiss her
Yo momma is so fat she can sit on a dollar and make four quarters
Yo momma is so fat I had to punch her in the stomach and ride the third wave up just to kiss her
Yo momma is so fat she can sit on a dollar and make four quarters
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:05 pm to SG_Geaux
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Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch it goes like this... Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto
That joke is so old pluto was a planet
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:08 pm to ksayetiger
yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a bathroom scale.
Old joke and that's all i got
Old joke and that's all i got
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