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re: Best “ya mamma” jokes?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:48 pm to EGCROSS
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:48 pm to EGCROSS
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear a red dress outside without all the kids chasing her and screaming, "Hey Kool-Aid."
Yo mama's so ugly that you can stick her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly that you can stick her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:02 pm to EGCROSS
Ya mamma’s so fat, every time she turns around people throw her a welcome back party
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:08 pm to Rekrul
Yo mommas teef so yellow when she smiles, traffic slows down.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:20 pm to Pvt Hudson
Yo mamma is so nasty, she used secret deodorant and it told on her
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:23 pm to EGCROSS
Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:25 pm to EGCROSS
your momma so ugly that your dad takes her to work with him every day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:28 pm to Codythetiger
quote:Bum Phillips did it better
your momma so ugly that your dad takes her to work with him every day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:29 pm to Codythetiger
Your momma so fat, when she dances even the band skips.
Have to a little older to understand this one.
Have to a little older to understand this one.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:38 pm to ShrevetownTiger
Yo momma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody
Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says “one at a time please”
You momma so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
You momma so short you can see her feet in her drivers license photo
Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says “one at a time please”
You momma so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
You momma so short you can see her feet in her drivers license photo
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:57 pm to EGCROSS
Your momma is so stupid she thinks this is a complement.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:59 pm to EGCROSS
I don't have a momma....me and my dad share yours...
The best part of you slid down your momma's leg....
Your mom does deep knee bends on the bed post....
The best part of you slid down your momma's leg....
Your mom does deep knee bends on the bed post....
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:00 pm to Mud_Till_May
Yo mommas so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway
Yo mommas teeth so yellow she spit butta
Yo mommas teeth so yellow she spit butta
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:00 pm to Mud_Till_May
Your momma is so fat that she died and her feet didn’t find out for another 20 minutes.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:02 pm to EGCROSS
Your momma's so fat she has to use a jack to tie her shoe...
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:03 pm to Mud_Till_May
Your momma is so fat her feet blew out and said no more
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:03 pm to Mud_Till_May
Yo mamma so fat she has a polo shirt with a real horse on it
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:04 pm to EGCROSS
Your momma's so stupid, she joined the Taliban and then burned her lips trying to blow up a car....
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:15 pm to EGCROSS
Your mom is so fat she feel in love.. And broke it.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:16 pm to rumproast
Your mommas so poor, Ethiopians give her money.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:26 pm to Mud_Till_May
Ya momma fricked OweO and shes also super fat.
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