Best “ya mamma” jokes?

You really started this thread off with a bang.








Speaking of bang, I fricked your momma.

YOMAMA so poor she gotta go to KFC and lick other people's fingers.

Your mother is so fat, she is at serious risk for hypertension and congestive heart failure

Ya mamma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Your momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul arse

Ya momma so spastic she tore her ACL eating white beans at Piccadilly

Mamma?

Ya momma's so fat

When she gets on the scale it says "to be continued"

Thirty-four years ago I was shopping in a grocery store in Monroe, Louisiana and there were three kids going at it putting each other down with their remarks.

One kid responded to a remark by saying, “Well your mamma makes gumbo.” Whatever that means?

The other kid said, “Yeah, but your momma supplies the crabs.” I understood that.

The only difference between yo mamma and an aircraft carrier is not everyone has taken a ride on an aircraft carrier.


Your momma is so big that whe she plays hopscotch she goes like... LA... Denver... Chicago... New York...

Your momma is so fat that when she hops out of bed astronauts can see the shockwave from the ISS