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re: Best way to deal with theft from work fridge
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:44 pm to Bluefin
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:44 pm to Bluefin
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1. Identify thief using said footage. 2. Call thief from a restricted number. 3. Identify yourself as a police officer. 4. Say his wife has been involved in a serious accident. 5. Say the hospital tried everything they could do to revive her. 6. Mention that nothing could be done, because the doctor was missing. 7. When they are officially broken down in tears, say "That's what happens when Dr. Pepper is missing from the fridge." 8. Hang up. 9. Win.
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Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:44 pm to ThePoo
Something everyone has been missing on this issue. How many cubic feet are available in the fridge divided by number of workers. Maybe OP is cooling his drinks in a co-workers space. Co-worker can't put his own drinks in because he is considerate of other peoples space, has to drink OP's.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:47 pm to Jim Rockford
1. Drain the coke out of each can with a syringe.
2. Replace drained Coke with Pepsi
using a syringe.
3. ???
4. Profit
2. Replace drained Coke with Pepsi
using a syringe. 3. ???
4. Profit
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:48 pm to BigSquirrel
Why don't you just put the note up that you've been pissing on the tops of the cans even though you haven't. That should flush out the guilty party without actually doing it and possibly getting in trouble.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:49 pm to gumbo1964
Somebody left a note in our fridge at work about someone stealing their coconut water. Someone later put their own sticky note next to it with a response.
The next day, a new note was placed by the person who was short one can of coconut juice.
I was thinking this was a woman's work, but I looked up the extension and it is a dude...wow.
The next day, a new note was placed by the person who was short one can of coconut juice.
I was thinking this was a woman's work, but I looked up the extension and it is a dude...wow.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:52 pm to upgrayedd
Place an IED in the fridge set to trigger with the removal of a can of Coke.
When you hear the explosion run in the kitchen and throw out one of these
When you hear the explosion run in the kitchen and throw out one of these
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:54 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Inject Ipecac into the drink. Just remember you did it and don't drink it yourself.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:00 pm to LSUChamp06
Buy a case of shitty drinks. Use the cans for target practice. Put your preferred drink in the empty case.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:00 pm to LSUChamp06
quote:
Ipeca
I used this in a sandwich back in college working at home depot. I was having a problem with someone stealing my lunch so I mixed it in with the mayo. 45 min later that sorry sob was puking his brains out all over the garden area floor drains.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:05 pm to BigSquirrel
I used to randomly take bites out of sandwiches in the work fridge because I hated the people I worked with and enjoyed seeing them pissed off. I once ate a hole out of the center of my boss's sandwich.
Maybe someone is trolling you
Maybe someone is trolling you
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:10 pm to BigSquirrel
Rub a habanero pepper in the rim of the cans.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:13 pm to BigSquirrel
Yeah, put something in the food/drink. Nothing teaches someone a lesson like a ruptured a-hole from ex lax.
How about writing you name on them?
How about writing you name on them?
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:31 pm to SUB
That shite is expensive. I would be pissed too.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:33 pm to BigSquirrel
Keep your lunch packed in a cooler in your car?
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:34 pm to BigSquirrel
Got to be pretty high strung to let $2 bother you so much.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:43 pm to BigSquirrel
A buddy of mine kept having his lunch stolen from the work fridge years ago. What he did was go out buy a steak, let it expire and then for good measure left if sitting out of the fridge for another day. He then marinaded, dry rubbed, and grilled this rancid hunk of meat and brought it to work as though it were his lunch. Lo and behold this jerk ended up having to go home with violent diarrhea and vomiting. that every afternoon. I'll never forget seeing him running past on his way to the bathroom. 
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:46 pm to PierPunk
quote:
frick his wife
Only answer here
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:51 pm to Napoleon
quote:
Got to be pretty high strung to let $2 bother you so much.
Nah, I like the hunt actually. That's why I don't want to cheat and go through the camera system. I think given my line of work, it might actually be more fun to go the indirect route. Could just lock out their AD account and when they call me to come fix it, tell them, "I see what happened, you stole my cokes so I stole your password." Then reset their password to IStoleCokesNowMyPasswordIsReallyLong1 , and add them to a new group set to log out after 1 minute of inactivity.
Or I could just do the habanero pepper one, that'd work too.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 4:53 pm to BigSquirrel
quote:
Could just lock out their AD account and when they call me to come fix it, tell them, "I see what happened, you stole my cokes so I stole your password." Then reset their password to IStoleCokesNowMyPasswordIsReallyLong1 , and add them to a new group set to log out after 1 minute of inactivity.
This, definitely this ^^^^^
Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:00 pm to Mouth
quote:
Rub a habanero pepper in the rim of the cans.
Good one. Not over the top, but just enough to get the point across.
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