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Best put downs
Posted on 1/21/16 at 10:57 am
Posted on 1/21/16 at 10:57 am
This may be an odd question but I coach middle school basketball and today we are honoring our 8th graders at a pep rally. I want to have a little fun with it when we introduce them and was trying to come up with some appropriate putdowns, nothing too mean.
Something like what a fellow coach suggested... "Mike once cried at a Justin Bieber concert" (corny i know)
anyone got some funny ones yall can think of?
Something like what a fellow coach suggested... "Mike once cried at a Justin Bieber concert" (corny i know)
anyone got some funny ones yall can think of?
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Posted on 1/21/16 at 10:58 am to thatguy
quote:
I coach middle school basketball and today we are honoring our 8th graders at a pep rally. I want to have a little fun with it when we introduce them and was trying to come up with some appropriate putdowns,
WTF
Posted on 1/21/16 at 10:58 am to thatguy
Mike's got a baby dick
Posted on 1/21/16 at 10:59 am to GeauxxxTigers23
I like to joke with them and thought it would be fun. the girls coach is doing the same for her girls
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:00 am to thatguy
What a weird thing to do to 8th graders. Y'all are just begging to get on the news being accused of bullying aren't you?
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:01 am to MightyYat
Your momma jokes
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:02 am to thatguy
Joe can frick a Cherrio and not break the sides
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:05 am to thatguy
"Joe is so ugly that you could dip his face in dough and make gorilla cookies" *Not appropriate for all races.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:06 am to thatguy
Call them out on secret crushes
Celebrity look a likes
Girl haircuts
Who has the ugliest shot
Who has the worst scoring pct.
Worst coordinated
etc...
Celebrity look a likes
Girl haircuts
Who has the ugliest shot
Who has the worst scoring pct.
Worst coordinated
etc...
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:07 am to thatguy
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:08 am to thatguy
Deez nuts jokes are always good
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:08 am to thatguy
Yo mommas so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application..?
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:10 am to thatguy
"I'm not saying Joe is slow. He just has bad feet. When he runs full speed both of his feet stay in the same place too long."
That is an actual quote by one of my coaches directed at me....
That is an actual quote by one of my coaches directed at me....
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:10 am to thatguy
You know who Mikes jump shot reminds me of??? Who?? Deez nuts that's who.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:12 am to thatguy
"i just saw mike coming out of ms jones classroom zipping up his pants. where were these teachers when i was in school?"
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:17 am to thatguy
Mike has wooden tits and breastfeeds beavers.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:31 am to thatguy
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:37 am
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:39 am to thatguy
"mike sits down when he pee's"
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:41 am to thatguy
"Billy is a superstitious guy. He hasn't washed his socks all season. He thinks his elusiveness is the reason the other team is never closer than 5 feet away from him..."
"Mike has some great ups for a guy his size. We always joke that he can jump so high that he can hit his head on the rim; and if you've seen his grades, you'd guess that it might have happened a few times too many."
"We always said Jimmy is the prettiest one on the team and that he must have an attractive mother. Too prove that I truly believed that, I banged his mother."
"Mike has some great ups for a guy his size. We always joke that he can jump so high that he can hit his head on the rim; and if you've seen his grades, you'd guess that it might have happened a few times too many."
"We always said Jimmy is the prettiest one on the team and that he must have an attractive mother. Too prove that I truly believed that, I banged his mother."
This post was edited on 1/21/16 at 11:43 am
Posted on 1/21/16 at 11:54 am to thatguy
Some rantard called me D-math
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