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Best man speech jokes
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:16 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:16 am
Let’s have them!
I am preparing for a best man speech next Saturday and want it to be a hit
I am preparing for a best man speech next Saturday and want it to be a hit
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:17 am to 3morereps
I just flew in from insert your home city here and boy are my arms tired
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:17 am to 3morereps
If you don’t know jokes about the man you are giving a best man speech for, he chose poorly
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:18 am to 3morereps
explain something intimate about his wife so that everyone thinks you slept with her. its a hit every time
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:19 am to 3morereps
You know why divorce is so expensive... it's worth it. Killed when I dropped it, you'll probably frick it up though.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:19 am to 3morereps
Rather than some overused cliche joke, tell a short funny story about the groom
Then say something nice about him and the bride
Then sit down
Then say something nice about him and the bride
Then sit down
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:19 am to 3morereps
Give the fiancée a nickname. Wife number 1 usually works well.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:20 am to 3morereps
don't try too hard. For my brother's rehearsal dinner I was hammered and forgot everything I had planned to say. I started the speech with "thank you all for coming eat with me" and got a few good laughs. I then went on to say how I've been lucky to have role models like my brother and father in my life and then told a story of my brother getting torn up by feral cats in a hay baler when we were kids. Made that story an example of his persistence or some shite.
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 8:21 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:20 am to 3morereps
"You look at her... and she's kind of matronly today, but back in High School, I swear, her nickname was 'Easy Rider'."
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:22 am to 3morereps
just end it with telling the bride something like "we'll always have vegas" .
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:23 am to 3morereps
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:24 am to 3morereps
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a fricking magic show.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:27 am to 3morereps
Bring up the grooms X girlfriend for sure
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:28 am to 3morereps
Taking shots at the couple during your speech is not going to go over well, no matter how clever you think you are. You've been warned.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:28 am to 3morereps
Get blackout drunk and trust your instincts. Don't hesitate to shed your slacks if that's what feels natural in the moment
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:28 am to 3morereps
Hey *groom's name*, I porked your wife last night. No, that's not a joke, I really did. She said I was much bigger than you.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:30 am to 3morereps
They say the measure of a man is the company he keeps.
For that, groom’s name, I/we say, “You’re welcome.”
For that, groom’s name, I/we say, “You’re welcome.”
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:34 am to 3morereps
Ask the bride to place her hand on the table and then ask the groom to plac his hand over hers. Tell everyone to take a good look because it's the last time that he'll ever havethe upper hand in the relationship.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:37 am to 3morereps
I shared a very heartwarming story about the first time I met the bride.
As I stated at the rehearsal dinner, I didn't know at the time she would be my best friends future bride.
See her car had broken down on the side of the rode. I offered her a ride to the local auto mechanic and in return she gave me the best blowing I'd ever had.
It killed at the dinner.
As I stated at the rehearsal dinner, I didn't know at the time she would be my best friends future bride.
See her car had broken down on the side of the rode. I offered her a ride to the local auto mechanic and in return she gave me the best blowing I'd ever had.
It killed at the dinner.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:38 am to atxfan
Welcome to this "Starter Marriage".
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