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re: Best Louisiana City or Town to retire in if you had to live in Louisiana.

Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
9724 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:35 pm to
None. I am getting out here by then.
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
4460 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:38 pm to
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Not this one. Ruston is bland and soulless, infested with pine trees and pine tree people. No thanks.


No surprise coming from a ULM fan.
Posted by NOLA1128
Member since Dec 2011
3454 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:42 pm to
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Port Hudson.


I have lived off of E Plains Port Hudson closer to 61 than 964 for several years, and it’s not bad, but certainly not where I want to retire. Crime has picked up in the area, including a boat being stolen within a couple of miles of my location.

While the area hasn’t seen the same increase that Zachary has, I think it’ll keep creeping north until the Feliciana line for a bit.

30ish years to go for me to retire, and it sure as hell won’t be in Port Hudson.
Posted by NOLA1128
Member since Dec 2011
3454 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:46 pm to
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I’m not sure there are any good “ole baws” in the traditional sense for Port Hudson. I recently moved to a place where I am I’m not in that network so to speak


Welp, we might know each other then because same .

My wife is a part of a recognizable name in West Fel, but when she took my name she wanted to get away from all of that with the BS it carries. I’ve never felt “less than” here simply because of a name.

And still wouldn’t retire here in a million years.
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14012 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:00 pm to
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A small town in CenLa noone knows about or wants to live in. Roughly 2 hours from Laffy, 2.5 from BR, 30 minutes to Alex (better airport than Shreveport, at least currently), hourish from Natchez, and Monroe, and you can hunt and fish until its time for the old folks home. Plus COL is low so you can live like a king.


Leave Jonesville outta this.
Posted by SemiNoblePursuit
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1506 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:04 pm to
Norco
Posted by rmc
Truth or Consequences
Member since Sep 2004
26526 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:06 pm to
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My wife is a part of a recognizable name in West Fel, but when she took my name she wanted to get away from all of that with the BS it carries. I’ve never felt “less than” here simply because of a name.


Completely understand. And that last sentence is key for me up here. Idgaf. The last few years have made me care about very little other than taking care of my own.
Posted by Decisions
Member since Mar 2015
1478 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:39 pm to
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Leave Jonesville outta this.




My money was on Jena.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10580 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:39 pm to
MANY
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
3606 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:41 pm to
Harrahan
Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
1579 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:01 pm to
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Not this one. Ruston is bland and soulless, infested with pine trees and pine tree people. No thanks.

Yeah, Ruston’s too bland because it doesn’t smell like arse. He prefers paper mill towns.
This post was edited on 2/1/23 at 11:03 pm
Posted by Manlaw35
Member since Jan 2013
1302 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:14 pm to
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what's a "pine tree person?"


Not sure. If I had to guess, it's someone that has a bigger dick than him.
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
1024 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 3:04 am to
Winnfield doesn't suck
Posted by CrystalPreserves
Member since May 2019
2600 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 5:37 am to
I can’t get out of here fast enough. 16 years to go for me. This state is the absolute worst in the nation.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9477 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 5:56 am to
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Yeah, Ruston’s too bland


The time I’ve spent in Ruston is minimal but I found it to be decent. Small, easy to get around, seems to have good demographics, has cheap COL, has entertainment in Tech sporting events, nice scenery.

If we’re talking a laidback lifestyle which is what people who retire are looking for, Ruston seems to be the spot.

When I was 18-21 I wanted to party so I had no interest in going to college there.
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 5:57 am
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8812 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:05 am to
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Leave Jonesville outta this.



Close but no cigar, but I wasn't being specific. I'd live in Effie, Deville, Jena, Columbia, Harrisonburg, etc. Although northwest of Jonesville towards 28 is some beautiful farm land.

ETA: Winn Parish and Grant don't suck either if you like solitude and being in BFE. Basically CenLa east of Alex somewhere. Has its problems but has its good things, but the OP is a very loaded question and priority dependent.
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 6:08 am
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55720 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:07 am to
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has entertainment in Tech sporting events,
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9477 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 5:30 am to
It’s just something to do. Not everyone’s life revolves around attending every LSU sporting event. Especially these days how it’s all on tv.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3468 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 5:34 am to
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Brookhaven, Miss


My family has 500 acres around Hazzlehurst and Brookhaven. Great deer hunting, low democrap demographic and if/when the shite hits the fan, we all could farm that shite and live happily ever after.
Posted by ElDawgHawg
L.A. (lower Arkansas)
Member since Nov 2012
2983 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 8:34 am to
The plan for the wife and I is to retire and move to the lake or possibly buy a small ranch. Coming from South Arkansas my first two choices for living on the lake would be Farmerville/Downsville or Homer (Claiborne). Community wise Farmerville is much better than Homer but the wife likes Claiborne better than D'Arbonne. I'm the exact opposite. That said, several East Texas lakes may be in play for us.... Cedar Creek, Fork, Lake o' the Pines, Palestine, Toledo Bend.
Many would be on my LA town list for that reason.
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