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Baby it's cold outside rewritten because it supports rape culture

Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:55 am
Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:55 am
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:57 am to
First time i heard that song this year I thought it was the next victim of our PC culture movement.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:57 am to
A man who spoke like this to a women would never get laid.

Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15498 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:57 am to
hahhahahahha, sounds like he is trying to get rid of her
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
66891 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:58 am to
It's stupid to rewrite it, but it's a pretty rapey song
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:59 am to
quote:

A man who spoke like this to a women would never get laid.



Buddy Elf begs to differ
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:00 am to
Did say Pomegranate Lacroix?

That has to be a SNL parody
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:00 am to
I heard "cool with that" and turned it off. That sounds fricking stupid.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:00 am to
Hey, what is this drink?

Pomegranate la Croix


Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34993 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:00 am to
Sounds like he has another girl on the way over.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:01 am to
quote:

A man who spoke like this to a women would never get laid.



The new song sounds like the women is looking for an excuse to stay and the dude is saying she should just get the frick out
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:02 am to
next thing you will hear is Yukon Cornelius was a predator
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:03 am to
quote:

It's stupid to rewrite it, but it's a pretty rapey song


It's not rapey.

It's a view into the rituals of courtship that defined dating of the time. They both want each other, but society says she should go.

They are both literally exploring reasons for her not to go.
This post was edited on 12/7/16 at 10:04 am
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:04 am to
quote:

I really can't stay/Baby I'm fine with that
I've got to go away/Baby I'm cool with that
This evening has been/Been hoping you get home safe
So very nice/I'm glad you had a real good time
My mother will start to worry/Call her so she knows that you're coming
Father will be pacing the floor/Better get your car a-humming
So really I'd better scurry/No rush.
Should I use the front or back door?/Which one are you pulling towards more?
The neighbors might think/That you're a real nice girl
What is this drink?/Pomegranate La Croix
I wish I knew how/Maybe I can help you out
To break this spell/I don't know what you're talking about
I ought to say no, no, no/you reserve the right to say no
At least I'm gonna say that I tried/you reserve the right to say no
I really can't stay/...Well you don't have to
Baby it's cold outside
I've got to get home/Do you know how to get there from here
Say, where is my coat/I'll go and grab it my dear
You've really been grand/We'll have to do this again
Yes I agree/How 'bout the Cheesecake Factory?
We're bound to be talking tomorrow/Text me at your earliest convenience
At least I have been getting that vibe/Unless I catch pneumonia and die
I'll be on my way/Thanks for the great night
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:05 am to
Perfect gif usage. Also:

quote:

What is this drink?/Pomegranate La Croix
I wish I knew how/Maybe I can help you out
To break this spell/I don't know what you're talking about
I ought to say no, no, no/you reserve the right to say no
At least I'm gonna say that I tried/you reserve the right to say no
I really can't stay/...Well you don't have to


That is legitimately some of the best unintentional comedy I've ever read. I can't stop laughing at it.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:06 am to
quote:

At least I have been getting that vibe/Unless I catch pneumonia and die


*Fingers crossed*
Posted by Doosh606
The DC
Member since Apr 2008
3232 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:07 am to
quote:

The new song sounds like the women is looking for an excuse to stay and the dude is saying she should just get the frick out


THIS.

Do women nowadays have any inkling of what playing hard to get is?
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24343 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:08 am to
Song is really rapey, but its pretty funny.

Social justice gone overboard
This post was edited on 12/7/16 at 10:09 am
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46418 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:08 am to
That was cringeworthy. They literally wrote a song about having a bland PC conversation. Awesome, Christmas classic.
Posted by Mavtiger
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Mar 2008
547 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:09 am to
I haven't viewed the link but are they doing a bit or is this serious? Because if it's a bit it's awesome.
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