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Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:33 pm to Jim Rockford
I never fart in front of anyone. None of my girlfriends/wife ever did either.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:34 pm to Jim Rockford
It's not a subject I like to hear about, but after a few years of dating and some time of living together (plus being a pharmacist getting late night calls at work), we may say something like going to the bathroom to do number two or to take care of business. He likes to talk to me and invade my privacy while I'm going which gets on my damn nerves. I decided to get back at him and do the same and afterwards he told me he understood my whole wanting to have private time while on the toilet.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:36 pm to cbree88
Smelling someone else's shite is horrible. I dread going into public bathrooms because I fear that smell. And yes, sometimes it's bad enough to make you start retching.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
we had just watched something about smelling stuff. the reason you can smell it is because you're ingesting particles of what you smell.
that idea was so fricking fresh in my head, and he ripped one right by my face.
i could have barfed had there been anything in my stomach.
that idea was so fricking fresh in my head, and he ripped one right by my face.
i could have barfed had there been anything in my stomach.
This post was edited on 8/19/17 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:38 pm to LSUgirl4
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and he ripped one right by my face.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:39 pm to LSUgirl4
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that idea was so fricking fresh in my head, and he ripped one right by my face.
i could have barfed had there been anything in my stomach.
Wtf.
This just doesn't seem normal. Was that the end of your relationship?
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:41 pm to LSUgirl4
How about a blumpkin? 
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:42 pm to LSUgirl4
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and he ripped one right by my face.
That's pretty bad. One of my friends from college told me that his girlfriend intentionally woke him up and farted in his face one time. She must have been either mad at him for some reason or had a gross sense of humor.
This post was edited on 8/19/17 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:43 pm to cbree88
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That's pretty bad. One of my friends from college told me that his girlfriend intentionally woke him up and farted in his face one time. She must have been either mad at him for sone reason or had a gross sense of humor.
Hilarious as it is, thats horrifying.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:44 pm to tiggerthetooth
19-20 years. Apparently my wife has always been extremely claustrophobic, now she won't shut our bathroom door no matter what. She may pull it mostly closed, but it's still enough to unleash hell on earth.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:48 pm to SmackoverHawg
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19-20 years. Apparently my wife has always been extremely claustrophobic, now she won't shut our bathroom door no matter what. She may pull it mostly closed, but it's still enough to unleash hell on earth.
Let me guess, she LOVES coffee? Sips on it all day?
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:49 pm to tiggerthetooth
no. not the end. 
i had a few more dutch ovens in store for me. 
i had a few more dutch ovens in store for me. 
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:51 pm to Jim Rockford
I'm with Nurse on this one.
Don't ask/Don't tell.
Don't ask/Don't tell.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:53 pm to Kraut Dawg
quote:the frick you put your tongue in the toilet for you nasty motherfricker lol
Been together 20 yrs & I'm still uncomfortable with it. Heard her blowing one out on the toilet the other day. It's gross. I put my tongue there.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:55 pm to lsunurse
quote:lol my m other last sunday literally called me all the way from arknasas to tell me how she shitted on herself while trying to rush home from church i'm like momma get some fricking depends i don't want to hear this shite lol
As for other bodily functions....we have two dogs. Even if one of us was to accidentally pass gas in front of the other....we don't acknowledge that it happened. Or we just blame the dogs like any other dog owner.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:55 pm to tiggerthetooth
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What if you accidentally walked in on her loudly unloading her bowels into the commode
Do you always just walk into bathrooms when the door is closed?
My husband and I have separate bathrooms. One of the best things you can do in your home for a great marriage imo.
Posted on 8/20/17 at 12:01 am to LSUgirl4
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no. not the end. i had a few more dutch ovens in store for me.
What an a-hole.
I just can't imagine doing shite like that to a girl. I have trained myself to hold it in pretty damn good. Hopefully it won't happen.
Posted on 8/20/17 at 12:04 am to lsunurse
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Do you always just walk into bathrooms when the door is closed?
My husband and I have separate bathrooms. One of the best things you can do in your home for a great marriage imo.
Well not me, but they could have the door open, right? Especially if its one of those large master bathrooms.
Posted on 8/20/17 at 12:08 am to LSUgirl4
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no. not the end. i had a few more dutch ovens in store for me.
Oh no. Did you ever retaliate and do it around him?
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