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re: at what point did your SO feel comfortable discussing bodily functions?
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:04 pm to lsunurse
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:04 pm to lsunurse
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Been with my husband almost 10 years(married almost 5). We still don't openly discuss that with each other. Even though I'm a nurse...I've never been comfortable discussing my bodily functions with others.
Neither of you have ever had any "oopsies"?
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Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:05 pm to rsbd
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When she was in the hospital and I had to whipe her arse.
What was the backstory behind that?
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:15 pm to Jim Rockford
We dont discuss it as like say everyday conversation but during her pregnancy and especially when she gave birth since i needed to help her a good bit.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:32 pm to shutterspeed
Well we are both fully potty trained adults so neither one of us has shite or peed our pants. So no "oopsies" on that front.
As for other bodily functions....we have two dogs. Even if one of us was to accidentally pass gas in front of the other....we don't acknowledge that it happened. Or we just blame the dogs like any other dog owner.
I just don't think it is ladylike at all as a woman to ever bluntly announce that you have to have a bowel movement. All feminine mystique just flies out the window them. At least say something like "my stomach isn't feeling so good".
My husband and I both got sick in Mexico....with only one bathroom to share in our hotel room. Even though it is very obvious both of us are sick....I'm running the water in the sink no matter what anytime I'm in the bathroom and not to pee. Some sounds are just not meant for your spouse to hear imo.
As for other bodily functions....we have two dogs. Even if one of us was to accidentally pass gas in front of the other....we don't acknowledge that it happened. Or we just blame the dogs like any other dog owner.
I just don't think it is ladylike at all as a woman to ever bluntly announce that you have to have a bowel movement. All feminine mystique just flies out the window them. At least say something like "my stomach isn't feeling so good".
My husband and I both got sick in Mexico....with only one bathroom to share in our hotel room. Even though it is very obvious both of us are sick....I'm running the water in the sink no matter what anytime I'm in the bathroom and not to pee. Some sounds are just not meant for your spouse to hear imo.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:38 pm to lsunurse
I lived with a gf a few years ago...the day she moved in she started peeing with the door open. I didn't mind.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:42 pm to TigerStripes06
Ewwwwww
No, no, no. I refuse to ever pee in front of my husband.
We went camping a couple weeks ago. There was NO ONE near our campspot for miles. I still had to find a tree to pee behind because no way in hell was I peeing in front of my husband. This was before I was able to set up my potty tent that allows proper peeing privacy.
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No, no, no. I refuse to ever pee in front of my husband.
We went camping a couple weeks ago. There was NO ONE near our campspot for miles. I still had to find a tree to pee behind because no way in hell was I peeing in front of my husband. This was before I was able to set up my potty tent that allows proper peeing privacy.
> Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:53 pm to shutterspeed
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What was the backstory behind that?
In labor with my youngest son, had preeclampsia and her kidneys were shutting down. Nurse hauled arse to get the dr. And she shite the bed literally, she was crying and asked me to clean her up.. I figured I will be old one day and may need her to do the same..
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:55 pm to Jim Rockford
I licked my ole lady's butthole the other night. So I guess 14 years
Posted on 8/19/17 at 10:00 pm to rsbd
Props to you, my man. You two will have a long life together. 
Posted on 8/19/17 at 10:02 pm to Jim Rockford
Within the first 10 dates I get absolutely hammered.
No waste in being secretive.
My snoring WILL happen.
I'll definitely fart.
I'll probably talk in my sleep, hopefully not about my ex being better, but I dunno for sure.
Might make a trip to the fridge..will find out in the AM.
When I wake, I hope not to walk barefoot and find a wet spot, where I pissed on the carpet. New surroundings, marking my territory.
If she has a pet, the look I get from it will mostly determine what BS REALLY happened.
Hope she answers my next call.
No waste in being secretive.
My snoring WILL happen.
I'll definitely fart.
I'll probably talk in my sleep, hopefully not about my ex being better, but I dunno for sure.
Might make a trip to the fridge..will find out in the AM.
When I wake, I hope not to walk barefoot and find a wet spot, where I pissed on the carpet. New surroundings, marking my territory.
If she has a pet, the look I get from it will mostly determine what BS REALLY happened.
Hope she answers my next call.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 10:02 pm to Jim Rockford
married 10 years, together 14. Never do that shite in front of each other
Posted on 8/19/17 at 10:04 pm to Jim Rockford
On our first date when she sharted.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 10:07 pm to Jim Rockford
On the real, first over night trip. She was showering, I needed to poop. We talked while i pooed.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:25 pm to lsunurse
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As for other bodily functions....we have two dogs. Even if one of us was to accidentally pass gas in front of the other....we don't acknowledge that it happened. Or we just blame the dogs like any other dog owner.
So you're one of those people who blames farts on the dog? Lol
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:27 pm to Jim Rockford
ugh. mine are always way too comfortable way too soon. i don't get weird about it though.
i'm aware that we're all humans, and i'm an adult.
one time i did almost throw up almost from a bf fart.
i'm aware that we're all humans, and i'm an adult.
one time i did almost throw up almost from a bf fart.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:28 pm to Jim Rockford
I just emitted flatulence reading this thread.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:29 pm to LSUgirl4
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one time i did almost throw up almost from a bf fart.
Must've been REALLY closed quarters.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:30 pm to Jim Rockford
Never. I don't discuss bodily functions
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:30 pm to dallastiger55
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married 10 years, together 14. Never do that shite in front of each other
What if you accidentally walked in on her loudly unloading her bowels into the commode? Would you divorce her?
Posted on 8/19/17 at 11:31 pm to Jim Rockford
Mine still somehow finds me attractive. Why would I mess that up? I'm not taking any chances.
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