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Anyone marry a girl so she could get a green card?

Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:06 pm
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15636 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:06 pm
What would you ask for in return?

-Cash?
-2 hot meals a day at minimum?
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7319 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:07 pm to
Ummmm....pussy.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27543 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:08 pm to
INB4 SS.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14023 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:09 pm to
This you?:

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22374 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

-2 hot meals a day at minimum?

Something needs to be served hot twice a day, anyway.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
11868 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:09 pm to
I know a guy that paid $50,000 to an American chick in NY to marry him so he could get a green card and apply for a Passport.

When he went back to Tanzania, she disappeared with the $50K never to be heard from again. He never did get the passport. And had to shell out about $10,000 for private investigator and lawyer to get a divorce in NY.

Anyway, that's my semi-relevant almost cool story.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
20420 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:11 pm to
What does she bring to the table financially?
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4013 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:12 pm to
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2 hot “meals” a day at minimum
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4457 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:13 pm to
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-2 hot meals a day at minimum?


That's it? Do you live on a wagon train?
Posted by WavinWilly
Wavin Away in Sharlo
Member since Oct 2010
8783 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:13 pm to
An old boss of mine was on his third or fourth green card marriage. He was a disgusting and despicable human. The situation those girls came from must have been absolutely horrific to put up with him.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17088 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:14 pm to
I would probably make her pay me back by fricking me a set number of times before i “married her”

That way she can’t, get here, get married, and vanish with out sitting on my face
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
49158 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:23 pm to
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That way she can’t, get here, get married, and vanish with out sitting on my face
quote:

Fat and Happy



checks out
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7738 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:23 pm to
Seems like a bad idea. She stays married to you for a few years then leaves and gets half your shite. No thanks
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32313 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:40 pm to
My dad had a LDR with a lady from Panama. He ended up marrying her so she could come over. It took years and a lot of money plus a pledge of financial support from him.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9735 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:43 pm to
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My dad had a LDR with a lady from Panama

Was she hot?
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32313 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:44 pm to
Not so much. She was an excellent wife to him for awhile though. Got up to make his breakfast and lunch, cooked dinner every day. Cleaned. Plus she was an electric engineer so she earned more than him too.
Posted by Niner
Member since Apr 2019
2026 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29730 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:52 pm to
Every month

It’s very lucrative
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14190 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:53 pm to
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Anyone marry a girl so she could get a green card?

WTF would someone do that? If you're going to get married, do it in her country and stay there. Better yet, just rent what you're looking for by the night...or hour. It's much cheaper than marrying a woman in the U.S.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16529 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:01 pm to
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What would you ask for in return?

I'd start with verification that she is in fact a she

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