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Anyone here in Human Resources?

Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:12 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:12 pm
If so, you ever thought of a new career path? Everyone I know in HR kinda sucks and couldn't find a damn thing better to do.
Posted by gamatt53
Member since Nov 2010
4934 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:13 pm to
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Everyone I know in HR kinda sucks and couldn't find a damn thing better to do.


They probably make more money than you
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:14 pm to
Are you Michael Scott?
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:14 pm to
Doubt it, but regardless, I stand by my statement.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:16 pm to
I once had an HR director that was perfect for his job. He was so droll he could fire you in the same tone of voice you'd use to order a burger. He even taught classes on HR, which is important but sounds awful. It can pay well but I could never do it, because I don't like people.
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 4:17 pm
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25315 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:19 pm to
Dear Mr Count,

HR needs to see you in your office to discuss your posting while at work...Shouldn't take long. Do you happen to have a empty copypaper box or should I bring one.

Signed,

HR Manager
"Helping the People Get Promoted* is What We Do"








*Either here at work or onto being a potential customer
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 4:21 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:19 pm to
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He was so droll he could fire you
That's one of their biggest delights, they live for that shite!
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 4:21 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:19 pm to


Im self employed, but Ive seen my share of the bastards!
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72942 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:22 pm to
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He was so droll he could fire you in the same tone of voice you'd use to order a burger.


Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89862 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:25 pm to
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They probably make more money than you


Clueless.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:26 pm to
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Clueless.


Yeah, that guy apparently doesn't know who I am
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:31 pm to
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Yeah, that guy apparently doesn't know who I am



I know right. You have your own cereal line. How many people here can say that?
Posted by ProudLSUMom
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
3302 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:32 pm to
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Yeah, that guy apparently doesn't know who I am


So, I'm clueless! I don't know who you are except an instigator on the food board.

Spill it! Who are you?
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6609 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:35 pm to
In my experience, there's almost no middle ground regarding HR departments - they're either really good, or really bad.

Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:35 pm to
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Spill it! Who are you?
An instigator on the food board? Say it isn't so.... You only think that because I use Savoie Roux and medium grain rice.

I'll have you know that Im probably the 14th wealthiest person on this board.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45736 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:35 pm to
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Spill it! Who are you?

He's Count Chocula from the cereal aisle. Has siblings Boo Berry and Frankenberry. Oh, and his cousin is Cap'n Crunch
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 4:36 pm
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:36 pm to
I work in Compensation, baw. The folks in Comp make a nice living and most are decent people.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:36 pm to
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You only think that because I use Savoie Roux and medium grain rice.


Nope. It's the lack of celery in your potato salad.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:37 pm to
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He's Count Chocula
That's right NoHo, you tell em!
Posted by Count Chocula
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63908 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:38 pm to
Shut up Janky... then meet us at Bob's pub later today!
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