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Anyone ever urinated while driving?
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:41 am
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:41 am
It seems like a better option than peeing on the side of the road so no one sees you.
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:42 am to Flashback
I think we just had this thread a couple of weeks ago.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:43 am to Flashback
Not since I was a little kid.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:43 am to Flashback
No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:43 am to Flashback
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:44 am to Flashback
Yea, sometimes Ill get a 32 oz smoothie in hattiesburg from smoothie king (best smoothie king fyi, awesome deals) and then usually by the time I get to alabama (on the way to bham) i really have to pee and sometimes theres not much out there. So ill pee into that cup when im done. Its been pretty close a few times to not being able to hold it all.
Also you have to be careful to not reach for it and drink it out of habit.
Also you have to be careful to not reach for it and drink it out of habit.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:44 am to Flashback
I guess if your trouser snake is meager enough, you could slither it into a bottle, but you'd still be getting pee on ya, would you not?
Luckily, me and the rest of the OT would never be able to fit our very impressive shafts into said bottle, so no, i've never had this conundrum.
Luckily, me and the rest of the OT would never be able to fit our very impressive shafts into said bottle, so no, i've never had this conundrum.
This post was edited on 1/10/17 at 11:45 am
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:45 am to Flashback
I still think we need a urinal on the drivers side floorboard.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:46 am to AU_251
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I guess if your trouser snake is quaint enough, you could slither it into a bottle, but you'd still be getting pee on ya, would you not?
I have a urinal. IT'S pretty accommodating.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:46 am to Flashback
There's people who haven't done this?
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:46 am to Flashback
Uh, yeah. Who hasn't? I'm also diabetic, and have to pee like every two hours. Sometimes on a long drive I can't get to an exit quick enough and keep a bottle close by just in case. It's really only happened like twice, though.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:47 am to Flashback
I drive a company truck around all day and don't really have time to stop. I usually piss in a ziplock bag and leave it on the passenger floorboard
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:48 am to Flashback
Aye
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:55 am to el Gaucho
I do a lot of driving in remote areas that I don't know well and have pissed in the woods. One time after I did it, a dude pulls up to me around 3 miles down the road looking and mouthing something at me. I don't know how he saw me, but it's the only reason I could think of him acting like that. I now prefer the urinal while driving at 50 miles an hour method. He scared me.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:56 am to AU_251
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I guess if your trouser snake is meager enough, you could slither it into a bottle, but you'd still be getting pee on ya, would you not?
Gatorade bottles baw
Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:16 pm to Flashback
I'll tell you what I told the last fool that asked this question. I just roll down the window, toss the end of my dick outside into the slipstream, and let it fly.
It kinda tickles.
It kinda tickles.
This post was edited on 1/10/17 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:22 pm to Flashback
When I worked for a company that I had to travel all the time (all driving, anywhere from an hour to 10hours) I would have powerade bottles I filled with piss. I emptied them on the ground when I had to stop for gas.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:26 pm to Flashback
If you're long enough, it's not an issue.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:34 pm to Scooba
I've done it on the spillway but I am never in a rush that I can't pull over, open both side doors and pretend I'm looking for something. I piss every hour.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:46 pm to Froman
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I'm also diabetic, and have to pee like every two hours. Sometimes on a long drive I can't get to an exit quick enough and keep a bottle close by just in case. It's really only happened like twice, though.
I feel ya. Im also a diabetic and find that when I have the urge to urinate, its often RIGHT NOW. My meds do that plus I drink a ton of water. I have no problem pulling over if Im on a country stretch of road, otherwise its the local gas station or McDonalds.
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