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Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:36 pm to LakeViewLSU
There's this strange foreign movie on Netflix where this young woman gets an anal fissure from shaving her a-hole. Then she gets sent to the hospital after it gets infected, and she passes out in class. Wetlands is the name of the movie if anyone is interested.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:36 pm to Ed Osteen
Last night was my first cherry night since the cherry thread and I took it easy. Tonight I went HAM though
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:37 pm to hendersonshands
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:41 pm to Ed Osteen
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March 14th, 2008 KISSIMMEE, Fla. -- Second baseman Kazuo Matsui will undergo surgery Monday morning at the Methodist Hospital in Houston to repair an anal fissure, the Astros announced Friday evening. Dr. Eric Haas will perform the procedure. The estimated recovery time is two weeks.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:42 pm to LakeViewLSU
I have. If I had a large/hard bowel movement, it would cause bleeding. I flipped out the first time because I didn't know what was happening. I was given an ointment and it just took time to heal.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:47 pm to meeple
Feels like trying to pass a piece of broken glass.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:47 pm to LakeViewLSU
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:47 pm to LakeViewLSU
Yep. Have had them off and on for years. It's not really a cut as much as it is a tear. Warm sitz baths (basically take a Long bath) help healing as does which hazel wipes. First time seeing the blood is scary. It's bright red, as opposed to dark. Bright red after a hard poo is a tell tale sign. Seeing the blood now doesn't even phase me when it occurs . Take it easy on the straining and eat right to keep your poo from getting hard.
During its hey day, One time I spread Eagle and took a look from behind in the mirror. It looked like I had a baboon's arse .
During its hey day, One time I spread Eagle and took a look from behind in the mirror. It looked like I had a baboon's arse .
This post was edited on 7/14/16 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:54 pm to LakeViewLSU
Butt sex is not natural
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:04 am to LakeViewLSU
Eat fiber and use miralax. Your friend has a tear in his/her anus. An anal fissure is mistaken for a hemorrhoid about 90% of the time. Surgery may be inevitable if it doesn't heal on its own. It's not a huge deal.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:41 am to Breauxsif
Diltiazem 2% cream will heal it. Compounded .
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:55 am to LakeViewLSU
Used to get them all the time, now my butthole is just one big callous.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 1:01 am to ManBearTiger
Been there done that. I just used a fiber supplement until I was good to go.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 3:46 am to LakeViewLSU
I've dealt with them. Get hemmroid cream. It's embarrassing but works.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 6:00 am to Bunta
Crap! i'm eating cherries right now. Does this mean i will get anal fissure?
Posted on 7/15/16 at 6:03 am to LakeViewLSU
quote:Bro, you're the only one interested in this
Here is some more info for those that are interested.
You're the one who started the thread This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 6:04 am
Posted on 7/15/16 at 6:08 am to LakeViewLSU
I have ulcerative colitis and a fissure. Feels like shitting razor blades. It's terrible.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 7:15 am to McCringleberryy
I just got out the hospital Tuesday because of one
Had 20+ surgeries and it will flair and open at any time. Last time pouring blood down leg
Had 20+ surgeries and it will flair and open at any time. Last time pouring blood down leg
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 7:54 am
Posted on 7/15/16 at 7:20 am to LakeViewLSU
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