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Anybody here ever had an anal fissure?
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:20 pm
For those that have never heard of this, an anal fissure usually happens after a period of constipation, when the bowel movement is big and hard. This sometimes cause a cut on the anus.
This cut is slow to heal because every-time you have a bowel movement, it re-opens. It can last many months and require surgery.
I had a friend asking me about this so I thought I would tap the resource of the OT.
Thanks!
This cut is slow to heal because every-time you have a bowel movement, it re-opens. It can last many months and require surgery.
I had a friend asking me about this so I thought I would tap the resource of the OT.
Thanks!
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:21 pm to LakeViewLSU
oh my god
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:21 pm to LakeViewLSU
If you ever get constipated, eat 4 cheesy potato burritos from Taco Bell
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:21 pm to LakeViewLSU
tell your "friend" to use Astro-Glide next time
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:22 pm to LakeViewLSU
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:23 pm to LakeViewLSU
quote:
friend
quote:
big and hard
that'll do it
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:23 pm to LakeViewLSU
Yes they feel amazing
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:24 pm to LakeViewLSU
Yes, and you better tell your friend that you won't "tap" him until it's healed so as to not spread your STDs more easily.
Edit: Oops, I thought the title read "heard of," not "had."
Edit: Oops, I thought the title read "heard of," not "had."
This post was edited on 7/14/16 at 11:34 pm
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:24 pm to LakeViewLSU
Literally every single time I eat at Doe's.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:25 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
If you ever get constipated, eat 4 cheesy potato burritos from Taco Bell
How bad was your night of eating all those cherries?
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:25 pm to LakeViewLSU
Soccer board
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:26 pm to LakeViewLSU
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:31 pm to LakeViewLSU
Everyday
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:32 pm to LakeViewLSU
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:34 pm to LakeViewLSU
Max amount of stool softener, witch hazel soaked wipes near the toilet and prepH on deck.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:34 pm to LakeViewLSU
quote:
Dwight: Who wrote this, this hysterical one? Anal fissures.
Kevin: That's a real thing
Dwight: Yeah, but no one here has it
Kevin: (under his breath) Someone has it
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:34 pm to LakeViewLSU
It's just a hemmeroid, quit scaring yourself by reading shite in webMD.
You're welcome
You're welcome
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:35 pm to lsunurse
Wasn't too bad. I ate a huge bowl of cherries tonight though and had a burning ring of fire. That was probably from the Korean beef I cooked though
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:35 pm to LakeViewLSU
This is what I get for reading the OT at 10:30pm. I just learned so much about anal fissures.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:35 pm to hendersonshands
You regularly eat too many cherries
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