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Another reason millenials suck: cereal is too much work for them.

Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:22 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6580 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:22 pm
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/02/23/this-is-the-height-of-laziness/?tid=sm_tw

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On Monday, the New York Times published a story about the breakfast favorite, and the most disconcerting part was this: Almost 40 percent of the millennials surveyed by Mintel for its 2015 report said cereal was an inconvenient breakfast choice because they had to clean up after eating it.

Posted by macatak911
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2007
11072 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:23 pm to
Guilty. Breakfast bars FTW.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
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Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:24 pm to
Inb4thewhack
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18557 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:25 pm to
This thread hurts me deeply.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46482 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

cereal is too much work for almost 40% of them.


FIFY
This post was edited on 2/28/16 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:26 pm to
The author of the piece seems to be spazzing out to an unnecessary degree.

Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:27 pm to
Nobody eats cereal anymore except the goverment tit sucking entitled baby boomer piece of shite scum.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:31 pm to
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Nobody eats cereal anymore except the goverment tit sucking entitled baby boomer piece of shite scum.



I have seen some stupid shite on this website, but equating ceral to being on welfare is one of the most idiotic.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39980 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:33 pm to
Cereal sucks for breakfast anyway. Bacon+eggs+biscuit+fruit or GTFO
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:34 pm to
It was sarcasm.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15503 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:34 pm to
Bars are fine. Cereal that is good for you is boring anyway and you shouldn't be eating that sugary stuff.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:35 pm to
You're sarcasm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6580 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:36 pm to
This morning I had a massive bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with almonds. Pure heaven.

I get this, btw. My son's college apartment is a health hazard. Dishes in the sink for days. Pizza boxes from a week ago. Clearly it's my fault.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:38 pm to
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This morning I had a massive bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with almonds.

That's my go-to when I do eat cereal. Love that stuff. But it's usually as a midnight snack or "dessert" of sorts. I need more sustenance in the morning.
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

It was sarcasm.


I thought he noticed most idiotic things on this site?


I guess not
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10208 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:39 pm to
Your son is obviously too busy crushing poon all day and night on your dime to be concerned with cleanliness.
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
19219 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:39 pm to
Cereal is just about the least filling, and least interesting, thing I could have for breakfast... so yeah.
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:40 pm to
nah we prefer a piece of fruit over processed cereal and milk. take notes fattys
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10208 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

just about the least filling, and least interesting, thing I could have for breakfast...


Your wife said the very same thing about your penis.
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
19219 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 1:42 pm to
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Your wife said the very same thing about your penis.


I'm married?
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